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{Raw opens this week with HHH at the top of the ramp at Bad Blood! We see the carnage that was left around the arena. This scene picks up from where Bad Blood left off last night. HHH is takes the microphone.}
HHH: Tonight....is the start of something really special.....a month ago I formed a plan along with my good buddy Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash. Now, that plan was to take back over the WWE but this time with our best friends....all we needed was someone who hated Vince McMahon and wanted to end the WWE just as bad as us....and that man was Eric Bischoff.....guess what Eric bought in hook, line, and sinker. We took his hatred of the WWE and he got us three new members who just couldn't live up to their hype. Randy Orton hell of a talent but he couldn't even beat Johnny Gargano. Then you have The Bar! The supposed best tag team in the business but all they were just smoke and mirrors but all we were waiting on this whole time was getting The band back together and could you believe that we got ol' Vince McMahon himself to trade off John Cena for Scott Hall, and not only that we also got The Kid Syxx back in the band! Just look at this collection of talent! This right here isn't that old dream of the new world order.....that was a facade...that was a dream.....it was never going to happen! This right here is the debut of The Kliq and I don't think any of you pissants are ready for it!
WWE Monday Night Raw
Uniondale, New York
06/24/2019
Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler
Jim Ross: Welcome to Monday Night Raw! I am Jim Ross and alongside me as always is Jerry The King Lawler! We are now 24 hours removed from one of the most controversial nights in WWE history!
Jerry Lawler: Last night, the WWE delievered in spades! We crowned a new United States Champion but even more than that we witnessed The now reformed Kliq defeated Team WWE in one hell of a fight!
Jim Ross: I still can't believe that The Kliq will be given a shot to take the Mash-Up World Title from Seth Rollins at The King of the Ring!
Jerry Lawler: Don't forget at the King of the Ring it's going to be a huge night where we will see random teams and then the finale will be a huge over the top battle royal where we will then get down to the last two and those two men will fight it out to become the King of the Ring!
Jim Ross: That is going to be a HUGE night of WWE Action! Let's head straight to ringside for our opening contest!
Singles Match
Nick Aldis with Bad News Barrett vs D'Lo Brown
{We get the debut in WWE of Nick Aldis! The hard hitting englishman just beats the hell out of Brown here! Aldis shows off his superior wrestling skills! Aldis finishes off Brown with a Diving Elbow Drop from the top rope! 1.....2.....3!!! Aldis picks up the big victory here as Bad News Barrett comes into the ring and raises the arm of Aldis that is when Barrett has the microphone!}
WWE Monday Night Raw
Uniondale, New York
06/24/2019
Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler
Jim Ross: Welcome to Monday Night Raw! I am Jim Ross and alongside me as always is Jerry The King Lawler! We are now 24 hours removed from one of the most controversial nights in WWE history!
Jerry Lawler: Last night, the WWE delievered in spades! We crowned a new United States Champion but even more than that we witnessed The now reformed Kliq defeated Team WWE in one hell of a fight!
Jim Ross: I still can't believe that The Kliq will be given a shot to take the Mash-Up World Title from Seth Rollins at The King of the Ring!
Jerry Lawler: Don't forget at the King of the Ring it's going to be a huge night where we will see random teams and then the finale will be a huge over the top battle royal where we will then get down to the last two and those two men will fight it out to become the King of the Ring!
Jim Ross: That is going to be a HUGE night of WWE Action! Let's head straight to ringside for our opening contest!
Singles Match
Nick Aldis with Bad News Barrett vs D'Lo Brown
{We get the debut in WWE of Nick Aldis! The hard hitting englishman just beats the hell out of Brown here! Aldis shows off his superior wrestling skills! Aldis finishes off Brown with a Diving Elbow Drop from the top rope! 1.....2.....3!!! Aldis picks up the big victory here as Bad News Barrett comes into the ring and raises the arm of Aldis that is when Barrett has the microphone!}
Barrett: I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS FOR EVERYBODY! What you are looking at right here are two of the most dangerous men in the business today. It looks like the bad news is just going to get even worse for all the boys in the back! The British Invasion has just struck the WWE!
{From here we head to the back where we see Cesaro is standing by with Sean Mooney! Cesaro looks to be upset about the events from last night.}
{From here we head to the back where we see Cesaro is standing by with Sean Mooney! Cesaro looks to be upset about the events from last night.}
Cesaro: You know something Sean, I should have known that something was up when they got rid of partner Sheamus but you see I am still the WWE Tag Team Champion. I don't need a partner and I don't want a partner. I am going to defend both of these championships all by myself. They don't call me the Swiss Superman for no reason. So that is why I am going ahead and challenge The Steiner Brothers tonight in the Main Event for these titles!
*Commercial*
{The fans get pop when down the ramp comes the new U.S. Champion! Bobby Lashley makes his WWE Raw debut here! He is ripped to the gills! Lashley comes down the ramp and displays the US Title for the crowd! He cuts your basic babyface promo! Glad to be here, a fighting chmapion, all the good stuff. That is when the fans hear a voice that haven't heard before in this company!}
AAE: Now I want everybody to listen....to me!....HAHA!!! My name is Armando Alejandro Estrada! I am out here tonight to send a message to you....Bobby Lashley you had a very impressive debut last night at Bad Blood but now it is time for you to meet a man that I don't.......
Lashley: Will you shut the hell up! I have heard about enough of your mouth. I don't care who you are here to represent. So how about you go ahead and bring him out here.
AAE: Oh Bobby......you just don't get it do you.....first you never interrupt me! Do you not understand that in my native Cuba I am royality! My Samoan Bulldozer is going to take that United States Championship from you Bobby!
Lashley: Unless I am mistaken....I don't think we are in Cuba. You are right here in the United States of America! We don't take kindly to threats!
{Armando looks at Bobby and just begins laughing with a big smile on his face. Lashley is starting to lose his patience here as he grabs Armando by his suit jacket! Armando proceeds to try and break the grip but that is when suddenly down the ramp comes this man!}
{Umaga comes charging down the ramp as Lashley lets go of Armando! Umaga instantly superkicks Lashley across the skull! Lashley is dazed by this as Umaga hits the ropes and just flattens Lashley with a body press! Umaga picks up Lashley and drops him with a front powerslam! Umaga is looking like a monster here as he climbs the top rope and a Splash from the top rope on Lashley! Armado looks at Umaga! Armando proceeds to grab a cigar from his pocket and breaks it in half! Umaga grabs Lashley who was caught off guard and SAMOAN SPIKE TO THE THROAT! Lashley is choking as the medical staff is checking on him. Umaga proceeds to grab the US Title and raises it in the air before throwing it on the body of Lashley! They have sent a message to the US Champion!}
*Commercial*
Six-Man Tag Team Match
The Heenan Family vs The Clark Three
{Another nice showcase here as the Heenan Family is regrouping after last night’s loss in the tag team match but Hennig’s triumph in his match with his former partner. We mostly see Benoit and Malenko do the work here as they rip apart their opponents but it is Joe Hennig who puts the finishing touches on with The Perfect Ending. We see the Heenan Family celebrate as they look tough here}
{We then see that The Rock is in the building! He is heading towards the ring!}
{The Rock comes down the ramp and you can see that he is not in a good mood at all. The Rock cuts a passionate promo about being apart of Team WWE and giving everything that he had last week! The Rock proceeds to announce that he will be taking apart in the King of the Ring! The fans pop at that announcement but as The Rock is getting ready to close his promo that is when we hear the horns blare! That can only mean one thing! KURT ANGLE! The Rock doesn't look too pleased that he was just interrupted!}
{Angle comes down the ramp and enters the ring! The Rock not pleased about this proceeds to ask Angle what in the blue hell he is thinking interrupting The Great One! Angle tells The Rock he didn't look that great last night! The Rock is ready to fight but Angle calms the situation by saying that next week he wants to see just how great The Great One is! The match is made and it will be The Rock against Kurt Angle in a King of the Ring Preview next week in the Main Event!}
*Commercial*
{The scene comes back and we see an update on Randy Orton! Ross and King announce that Orton has injured his shoulder during his match with Johnny Gargano. They are saying that Orton will be out for an indefinite amount of time!}
Dark Uno: Just like the fall of Rome! The whole WWE Universe is falling down to the knees of The Kliq but you see Stu and myself we don't fall in line like that. We are just two men on a quest of becoming Tag Team Champions. That is why soon and very soon the whole tag team division inside of this company will just like my heartless that you see surrounding me right now. We are going to tear apart this division and take the very heart that they have inside of their bodies we will make every single one of them bow down to The Dark Order! Let's this be a fair warning for everybody in the WWE.
Stu: ALL HAIL THE DARK ORDER!
{We head to the back where see Jesse Ventura is standing in the back and he is in some serious pain. That is when here comes MJF! He is making his WWE debut tonight. Jesse doesn't seem too pleased but that is when MJF comes out.}
MJF: Jesse "The Body" Ventura....Mr.WWE himself! I am so glad to have the chance to finally meet you face to face. Incase you don't know who I am. My name is Maxwell Jacob Freidman! I am the hottest thing going in this business and I can't wait to show what I can on the actual big stage. Now between you and myself that pissant company AEW couldn't handle a talent such as myself. Instead all they want to do is give all the television time to some creep who talks slow, and their buddies The Bullet Club. The only thing that was even close to being Elite in that company is standing right in front of you right now. So Jesse my boy....who do you have set for my first match in the WWE....a shot at the IC Title.....oh I know...you want me to find a partner and get a shot at the tag team titles......or how about....
Jesse: WILL YOU SHUT UP! My god, do you ever quit talking.....Look kid, I respect your excitement about getting here and I am glad that we are bringing in some new blood here in the WWE. As for your first match. I want to see what you got so how about next week you make your debut against a man that I feel has something to say. Next week it will be MJF against THE UNDERTAKER!
Singles Match
"The Blueprint" Matt Morgan vs A-Train
{We see the debut of Matt Morgan here in the WWE! He comes out and gets a grand new entrance with a spotlight on him. He enters the ring as A-Train comes out next. This match is one sided as Morgan beats the hell out of A-Train! Morgan is showing that he is for real here! He drops A-Train with a Pump Kick that shocks the entire crowd! Morgan hooks the leg! 1......2.....3!!! Morgan with a big victory!
*Commercial*
Main Event
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Cesaro (C) vs The Steiner Brothers
{This match was made before the suprising exit of Sheamus! Cesaro is being forced to defend both tag team titles on his own with nobody else by his side! Cesaro comes out with both titles on his shoulders and he looks jacked to gills! He went through war last night! He is on his own now with the nWo turning to the Kliq! Cesaro comes into the ring and shows off both titles! The Steiners comes out next as "Steiner-Line" is blasting through the speakers! The fans are going CRAZY! These Steiner Brothers are ruthless and just two big bad dudes! They enter the ring and play the crowd as it looks like Cesaro is going to start things off with Rick Steiner. Cesaro is doing a great job holding his own here in the early going! The Steiners are actually shocked by the power and wrestling skills of Cesaro! These three men are tearing the house down! Cesaro is showing no signs of slowing down when Scott gets a tag back into the match! Cesaro drops Scott with a vicious european uppercut and into the corner he goes! Rick comes charging and Cesaro counters him into the otherside of the corner! Cesaro comes charging with vicious European Uppercuts over and over again! He drops Rick with one, Scott with one! Cesaro let's out a primal roar as the fans are in shock and going crazy! Cesaro hits the ropes and springboard Uppercutt sends Rick flying through the ropes and to the outside! Scott turns around and when Cesaro springboards he is caught by Scott with vicious T-Bone Suplex to Cesaro into the buckles! He takes a vicious bump as Scott makes a cover 1.......2.....shoulder up by Cesaro! Scott is looking for the ending here! He whips Cesaro off the ropes and goes for the Frankensteiner but that is when Cesaro SHOCKS everyone when he LIFTS SCOTT STEINER OUT OF THE AIR! SITOUT POWERBOMB BY CESARO! 1.......2......broken up by Rick! Cesaro is giving everything that he has to retain these titles! Rick grabs Cesaro and drops him with a Steiner Line! Rick goes to the corner and tags himself into the match! He grabs Cesaro and throws him into the corner! Rick comes charging when Cesaro with a boot drops Rick down! Cesaro leaps to the second rope when Rick gets to his feet! Cesaro drops Rick with a leaping European Uppercut! Cesaro is setting up for The Nuetralizer! He picks up Rick and drops him with it! He makes the cover 1........2........Scott with the save at the very last second! The fans are actually not happy about that! Cesaro has done this right way but The Steiners though are doing basic tag stuff. Cesaro is pissed and drops Scott with vicious uppercuts in the corner! Cesaro hits the ropes but what he nevers is Rick Steiner out of the side comes charing and POWERSLAM TO CESARO! Rick Steiner makes the cover 1.........2.......shoulder up by Cesaro! Rick and Scott are looking for the finish here! Rick tags Scott into the match! Scott grabs Cesaro but that is when the fans explode when Cesaro catches the feet of Scott with The Frankensteiner and that is when Cesaro grabs both of his legs! The fans are buzzing when Cesaro begins SWINGING SCOTT STEINER! The fans are rocking as Cesaro gets five spins then locks on the SHARPSHOOTER! Cesaro has it locked on tight! Scott is in serious pain as Rick Steiner enters the ring when Cesaro let's go of the hold and comes charing but STEINER LINE! Scott is holding his back and signals to the top rope! Scott lifts up Cesaro on his shoulders as Rick Steiner from the top rope drops Cesaro with THE STEINER BULLDOG! 1......2.....3!!! The Steiners have just won the WWE Tag Team Titles!}
{After the match The Steiners are handed the titles as Cesaro is against the ropes trying to fight back to his feet! The Steiners walk over and help Cesaro up! The Steiners are staring down Cesaro when the unthinkable happens! They shake hands! Cesaro showed tremendous heart but The Steiners though were just too much for one man to overcome! The Steiners leave the ring and let Cesaro have his moment in the ring but that is when Cesaro instead of smiling and waving tells the crowd to SHOVE IT! Cesaro heads up the ramp pissed about the loss and shoves both Steiners to the side! He heads through the curtain! The Steiners look confused but head of the ramp showing off their titles! As this is happening}
*GLASS SHATTERS*
*Commercial*
{The fans get pop when down the ramp comes the new U.S. Champion! Bobby Lashley makes his WWE Raw debut here! He is ripped to the gills! Lashley comes down the ramp and displays the US Title for the crowd! He cuts your basic babyface promo! Glad to be here, a fighting chmapion, all the good stuff. That is when the fans hear a voice that haven't heard before in this company!}
AAE: Now I want everybody to listen....to me!....HAHA!!! My name is Armando Alejandro Estrada! I am out here tonight to send a message to you....Bobby Lashley you had a very impressive debut last night at Bad Blood but now it is time for you to meet a man that I don't.......
Lashley: Will you shut the hell up! I have heard about enough of your mouth. I don't care who you are here to represent. So how about you go ahead and bring him out here.
AAE: Oh Bobby......you just don't get it do you.....first you never interrupt me! Do you not understand that in my native Cuba I am royality! My Samoan Bulldozer is going to take that United States Championship from you Bobby!
Lashley: Unless I am mistaken....I don't think we are in Cuba. You are right here in the United States of America! We don't take kindly to threats!
{Armando looks at Bobby and just begins laughing with a big smile on his face. Lashley is starting to lose his patience here as he grabs Armando by his suit jacket! Armando proceeds to try and break the grip but that is when suddenly down the ramp comes this man!}
{Umaga comes charging down the ramp as Lashley lets go of Armando! Umaga instantly superkicks Lashley across the skull! Lashley is dazed by this as Umaga hits the ropes and just flattens Lashley with a body press! Umaga picks up Lashley and drops him with a front powerslam! Umaga is looking like a monster here as he climbs the top rope and a Splash from the top rope on Lashley! Armado looks at Umaga! Armando proceeds to grab a cigar from his pocket and breaks it in half! Umaga grabs Lashley who was caught off guard and SAMOAN SPIKE TO THE THROAT! Lashley is choking as the medical staff is checking on him. Umaga proceeds to grab the US Title and raises it in the air before throwing it on the body of Lashley! They have sent a message to the US Champion!}
*Commercial*
Six-Man Tag Team Match
The Heenan Family vs The Clark Three
{Another nice showcase here as the Heenan Family is regrouping after last night’s loss in the tag team match but Hennig’s triumph in his match with his former partner. We mostly see Benoit and Malenko do the work here as they rip apart their opponents but it is Joe Hennig who puts the finishing touches on with The Perfect Ending. We see the Heenan Family celebrate as they look tough here}
{We then see that The Rock is in the building! He is heading towards the ring!}
{The Rock comes down the ramp and you can see that he is not in a good mood at all. The Rock cuts a passionate promo about being apart of Team WWE and giving everything that he had last week! The Rock proceeds to announce that he will be taking apart in the King of the Ring! The fans pop at that announcement but as The Rock is getting ready to close his promo that is when we hear the horns blare! That can only mean one thing! KURT ANGLE! The Rock doesn't look too pleased that he was just interrupted!}
{Angle comes down the ramp and enters the ring! The Rock not pleased about this proceeds to ask Angle what in the blue hell he is thinking interrupting The Great One! Angle tells The Rock he didn't look that great last night! The Rock is ready to fight but Angle calms the situation by saying that next week he wants to see just how great The Great One is! The match is made and it will be The Rock against Kurt Angle in a King of the Ring Preview next week in the Main Event!}
*Commercial*
{The scene comes back and we see an update on Randy Orton! Ross and King announce that Orton has injured his shoulder during his match with Johnny Gargano. They are saying that Orton will be out for an indefinite amount of time!}
Dark Uno: Just like the fall of Rome! The whole WWE Universe is falling down to the knees of The Kliq but you see Stu and myself we don't fall in line like that. We are just two men on a quest of becoming Tag Team Champions. That is why soon and very soon the whole tag team division inside of this company will just like my heartless that you see surrounding me right now. We are going to tear apart this division and take the very heart that they have inside of their bodies we will make every single one of them bow down to The Dark Order! Let's this be a fair warning for everybody in the WWE.
Stu: ALL HAIL THE DARK ORDER!
{We head to the back where see Jesse Ventura is standing in the back and he is in some serious pain. That is when here comes MJF! He is making his WWE debut tonight. Jesse doesn't seem too pleased but that is when MJF comes out.}
MJF: Jesse "The Body" Ventura....Mr.WWE himself! I am so glad to have the chance to finally meet you face to face. Incase you don't know who I am. My name is Maxwell Jacob Freidman! I am the hottest thing going in this business and I can't wait to show what I can on the actual big stage. Now between you and myself that pissant company AEW couldn't handle a talent such as myself. Instead all they want to do is give all the television time to some creep who talks slow, and their buddies The Bullet Club. The only thing that was even close to being Elite in that company is standing right in front of you right now. So Jesse my boy....who do you have set for my first match in the WWE....a shot at the IC Title.....oh I know...you want me to find a partner and get a shot at the tag team titles......or how about....
Jesse: WILL YOU SHUT UP! My god, do you ever quit talking.....Look kid, I respect your excitement about getting here and I am glad that we are bringing in some new blood here in the WWE. As for your first match. I want to see what you got so how about next week you make your debut against a man that I feel has something to say. Next week it will be MJF against THE UNDERTAKER!
Singles Match
"The Blueprint" Matt Morgan vs A-Train
{We see the debut of Matt Morgan here in the WWE! He comes out and gets a grand new entrance with a spotlight on him. He enters the ring as A-Train comes out next. This match is one sided as Morgan beats the hell out of A-Train! Morgan is showing that he is for real here! He drops A-Train with a Pump Kick that shocks the entire crowd! Morgan hooks the leg! 1......2.....3!!! Morgan with a big victory!
*Commercial*
Main Event
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Cesaro (C) vs The Steiner Brothers
{This match was made before the suprising exit of Sheamus! Cesaro is being forced to defend both tag team titles on his own with nobody else by his side! Cesaro comes out with both titles on his shoulders and he looks jacked to gills! He went through war last night! He is on his own now with the nWo turning to the Kliq! Cesaro comes into the ring and shows off both titles! The Steiners comes out next as "Steiner-Line" is blasting through the speakers! The fans are going CRAZY! These Steiner Brothers are ruthless and just two big bad dudes! They enter the ring and play the crowd as it looks like Cesaro is going to start things off with Rick Steiner. Cesaro is doing a great job holding his own here in the early going! The Steiners are actually shocked by the power and wrestling skills of Cesaro! These three men are tearing the house down! Cesaro is showing no signs of slowing down when Scott gets a tag back into the match! Cesaro drops Scott with a vicious european uppercut and into the corner he goes! Rick comes charging and Cesaro counters him into the otherside of the corner! Cesaro comes charging with vicious European Uppercuts over and over again! He drops Rick with one, Scott with one! Cesaro let's out a primal roar as the fans are in shock and going crazy! Cesaro hits the ropes and springboard Uppercutt sends Rick flying through the ropes and to the outside! Scott turns around and when Cesaro springboards he is caught by Scott with vicious T-Bone Suplex to Cesaro into the buckles! He takes a vicious bump as Scott makes a cover 1.......2.....shoulder up by Cesaro! Scott is looking for the ending here! He whips Cesaro off the ropes and goes for the Frankensteiner but that is when Cesaro SHOCKS everyone when he LIFTS SCOTT STEINER OUT OF THE AIR! SITOUT POWERBOMB BY CESARO! 1.......2......broken up by Rick! Cesaro is giving everything that he has to retain these titles! Rick grabs Cesaro and drops him with a Steiner Line! Rick goes to the corner and tags himself into the match! He grabs Cesaro and throws him into the corner! Rick comes charging when Cesaro with a boot drops Rick down! Cesaro leaps to the second rope when Rick gets to his feet! Cesaro drops Rick with a leaping European Uppercut! Cesaro is setting up for The Nuetralizer! He picks up Rick and drops him with it! He makes the cover 1........2........Scott with the save at the very last second! The fans are actually not happy about that! Cesaro has done this right way but The Steiners though are doing basic tag stuff. Cesaro is pissed and drops Scott with vicious uppercuts in the corner! Cesaro hits the ropes but what he nevers is Rick Steiner out of the side comes charing and POWERSLAM TO CESARO! Rick Steiner makes the cover 1.........2.......shoulder up by Cesaro! Rick and Scott are looking for the finish here! Rick tags Scott into the match! Scott grabs Cesaro but that is when the fans explode when Cesaro catches the feet of Scott with The Frankensteiner and that is when Cesaro grabs both of his legs! The fans are buzzing when Cesaro begins SWINGING SCOTT STEINER! The fans are rocking as Cesaro gets five spins then locks on the SHARPSHOOTER! Cesaro has it locked on tight! Scott is in serious pain as Rick Steiner enters the ring when Cesaro let's go of the hold and comes charing but STEINER LINE! Scott is holding his back and signals to the top rope! Scott lifts up Cesaro on his shoulders as Rick Steiner from the top rope drops Cesaro with THE STEINER BULLDOG! 1......2.....3!!! The Steiners have just won the WWE Tag Team Titles!}
{After the match The Steiners are handed the titles as Cesaro is against the ropes trying to fight back to his feet! The Steiners walk over and help Cesaro up! The Steiners are staring down Cesaro when the unthinkable happens! They shake hands! Cesaro showed tremendous heart but The Steiners though were just too much for one man to overcome! The Steiners leave the ring and let Cesaro have his moment in the ring but that is when Cesaro instead of smiling and waving tells the crowd to SHOVE IT! Cesaro heads up the ramp pissed about the loss and shoves both Steiners to the side! He heads through the curtain! The Steiners look confused but head of the ramp showing off their titles! As this is happening}
*GLASS SHATTERS*
{Stone Cold is in the building he goes straight down the ramp and bypasses The Steiners! He enters the ring and is ready to raise hell! Ross and King mention that we don't have a lot of time left in the broadcast! Stone Cold though doesn't give a damn and begins by speaking about what happen last night at Bad Blood!}
Stone Cold: Last night was exactly what I said it would be the end of the new world order but little did I know that those cowards would just use all their power to bring back The Kliq. Now last night we saw Shawn Michaels get a Mash-Up World Title Shot against Seth Rollins. So it looks like the only way that I can face HHH and get a shot at that WWE Heavyweight Championship is by entering the King of the Ring!
{Suddenly we hear like a record scratch!}
Stone Cold: Last night was exactly what I said it would be the end of the new world order but little did I know that those cowards would just use all their power to bring back The Kliq. Now last night we saw Shawn Michaels get a Mash-Up World Title Shot against Seth Rollins. So it looks like the only way that I can face HHH and get a shot at that WWE Heavyweight Championship is by entering the King of the Ring!
{Suddenly we hear like a record scratch!}
Syxx: Hey is thing on?
Hall: Oh check it chico! We are live and in color!
HBK: Hey guys you have to let me know when we get on television so I can get on my good side.
Nash: Shut up Austin! Nobody cares that you are joining The King of the Ring. It's a joke that event is even happening cause The Kliq isn't even allowed to enter it.
HHH: Austin, you can stand out there all night long and talk about how pissed off you are at the world but face it. On the big stage you failed. Infact you shouldn't feel too bad the entire WWE Universe failed! It's alright though cause this 15 pounds of gold that I have around my shoulder is causing me some serious shoulder pain...I might have to take some time off.....
Syxx: Oh, I like that! Get it! Cause of Randy Orton being a sissy and needing time off cause of his sore shoulder!
Hall: I hope everybody at home is listening to us, cause this whole company is going to get carved up Chico!
Austin: All I hear from you five is a lot of jaw jacking. How about next week you five come down here and I open a can of whoop ass on all five of ya!
HHH: Wouldn't that be so nice but I think we are going to take the night off!
{That is when out of the back comes Jesse Ventura!}
Hall: Oh check it chico! We are live and in color!
HBK: Hey guys you have to let me know when we get on television so I can get on my good side.
Nash: Shut up Austin! Nobody cares that you are joining The King of the Ring. It's a joke that event is even happening cause The Kliq isn't even allowed to enter it.
HHH: Austin, you can stand out there all night long and talk about how pissed off you are at the world but face it. On the big stage you failed. Infact you shouldn't feel too bad the entire WWE Universe failed! It's alright though cause this 15 pounds of gold that I have around my shoulder is causing me some serious shoulder pain...I might have to take some time off.....
Syxx: Oh, I like that! Get it! Cause of Randy Orton being a sissy and needing time off cause of his sore shoulder!
Hall: I hope everybody at home is listening to us, cause this whole company is going to get carved up Chico!
Austin: All I hear from you five is a lot of jaw jacking. How about next week you five come down here and I open a can of whoop ass on all five of ya!
HHH: Wouldn't that be so nice but I think we are going to take the night off!
{That is when out of the back comes Jesse Ventura!}
Jesse: Well isn't this something.....Actually The Kliq will not have the night off. Instead we are going to see The Kliq in action when Scott Hall and Syxx face off against Stone Cold and Seth Rollins! The rest of The Kliq will be banned from ringside.