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Post by MadStepDad on Jul 4, 2015 12:23:04 GMT -5
Broken City Championship Wrestling by MadStepDad
proudly presents...BiB5"Banned in Boston!!"With a pre-show LIVE from the LAST Brockton Fair in history (or so they tell us!) Stay tuned!! "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series ** MATCH #7!! **
** BCCW Heavyweight Championship ** French Lion (1945) © vs. John Cena (2015) (Best 2 out of 3 Falls) (Either President Bowser or Commissioner MVP will be stripped of their position forever!!)
Corporate Kane (2015) vs. Frank Sexton (1945) (Heavyweight Bout)
** BCCW Middleweight Championship ** Kevin FN Owens (2015) © vs. Hayabusa (2000) (Xtreme Rulez Bout)
Abyss (2011) w/ "Professor" Sheldon Goldberg vs. Bray Wyatt (2015) (Monster's Ball Match)
"Mount Rushmore of Mash-Up Wrestling" will be in action, though World champion CM Punk has yet to respond to Flair's challenge!
Andre the Giant (1988) vs. Roman Reigns (2016) (Super-Heavyweight Grudge Match)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles ** Harlem Heat (1997) © vs. N.O.D. Militia (1997ish)
Mankind (1999) vs. MVP (2015) (BCCW Commissioner's Office on the Line)
** Television Title ** JBL (2004) © vs. Steve "Crusher" Casey (1944) (BCCW President's Office on the Line!)PLUS so much more! The "Superbowl" of Boston Fantasy-Wrestling comes to BCCW!
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Post by MadStepDad on Aug 12, 2015 11:46:00 GMT -5
[original airdate - 7/3/15]Broken City Championship Wrestling by MadStepDad
proudly *FINALLY* presents..."Banned in Boston" Pre-ShowLIVE from historic Brockton Fairgrounds 2015!!This is it. The big one. Beginning of the end... the supercard of the year. Broken City Championship Wrestling presents "BiB5!" This year - we're "Banned in Boston!" In what has quickly become a series of LASTS, we are broadcasting LIVE tonight from (possibly) the *LAST* of historic Brockton Fairgrounds! If developers have their way, this ground will be razed for a new casino! But for now, it will serve as (possibly) the *last* BCCW show under President Paul Bowser's direction! His entire administration is at risk in Do-or-Die Match #7, and the future of BCCW at stake! But tonight we celebrate our rich heritage, glorious past and (possibly) *last* show ever from the Brockton Fairgrounds! Enjoy the 2015 visual tour!** CUT TO VIDEO INTRO ** ______________________________________________________________________"American Industrial Revolution"Entrance & theme of reigning BCCW Television champion JBL (w/ his Beer Money cabinet). Opening promo that sets the "us against them" (haves vs. have nots) theme of the weekend. Republicans vs Democrats. Canada vs USA. Marvel vs DC. American Industrial Revolution! JBL will be PRESIDENT of this new Empire when he defeats Crusher Casey and retains his TV title tomorrow night at "BiB5" in Boston! JBL has all kinds of incendiary, ignorant and downright racist things to say about Brockton, Boston and most of BCCW. All hail the Maple Leaf of Montreal, great Commissioner MVP, "Godfather" Yvon Robert and JBL - your current Television champion and next BCCW President!!! ** CUT ** ______________________________________________________________________Don Eagle def. Sugar Dunkerton (w/ Naomi) (Flyweight Bout)Character meets audience-interaction in this clear "good guy vs. bad guy" duel. Sugar & Naomi are bouncy and energetic, but mean-spirited "Warchief" Don Eagle stifles their every comeback before burying Sugar with a Flying Tomahawk finisher. "Warchief" Don Eagle on the Warpath in BCCW! Next stop, title contender!** CUT ** ______________________________________________________________________Nikita Koloff def. "Mr Wonderful" Paul Orndorff via DQ (Heavyweight Bout)Follow-up bout in their burgeoning feud; the result of respective interference costing each other matches. Classic NWA vs. WWF Dream Bout (circa 1986ish), and only BCCW can bring you the incredible action! The Mash-Up twist comes in adding "Harvard" Chris Nowinski & mouthpiece "Wild" Red Berry as Orndorff's fawning stablemates in Alpha Delta Phi. "Alpha Delta Phi", BCCW 6-Man Tag Team combinationStiff, '80s-styled strongman match with the added physical shenanigans of Berry & Nowinski. Eventually Nikita fires back with the babyface rally, hits a lariat on Orndorff, and is about to get the win - when the frustrated Nowinski & Berry tandem jump him, resulting in a DQ. No matter to Alpha Delta Phi. They stomp Nikita unconscious (using Berry's ever-present umbrella as a weapon), before Orndorff poses over Nikita's body! But Rikishi makes the save for his ally Nikita and clears the ring! The big man is in Brockton tonight with his own scores to settle! ** Cut to video summary of Rikishi / Koloff feud **______________________________________________________________________"Fire on the Midway"Ivan Koloff (w/ Lana) def. Rikishi (Heavyweight Bout)Blow-off bout to the long-standing (and gory) BCCW rivalry between these two Heavyweights. Lana seems caught in the middle, torn between two worlds. But Rikishi is no WWE Dolph Ziggler 2015, and Lana quickly reveals her affection for his dancing was all a Russian Red ruse! BLAM! High-heel to the head! Rikishi is busted open! Russian comrade Kozlov (2009) sets up a table for Ivan on the arena floor - Lana assists in *lighting the table on fire!!** - and Koloff bearhug-suplexes Rikishi over the top rope right *through* the table! "Holy s***! Holy s***!!" Russian revenge for Rikishi "Banzai Piledriving" Ivan off the ring apron in one of their prior encounters! The crowd can't believe it! Ivan is eventually declared the "winner" by countout, but the big story is our climatic bump to take us directly into halftime! The burning remains could be spotted from everywhere in the Fair tonight! ** Intermission ** ______________________________________________________________________Art Barr (w/ Chavo Guerrero) def. Davey Richards (Flyweight Bout)The sheisty Art Barr (low-budget BCCW version of "Latino Heat") turned on his 6-Man partners (including Davey) last TV Episode (click here), deserting them to a beatdown. This is Davey's revenge match. But the "American Pitbull's" ascent up the Flyweight ranks is temporarily stymied tonight when Art Barr (with Chavo's illegal interference of course) steals the victory with a handful of tights! Those treacherous scumbags! They lie, cheat, steal and then laugh about it! But the American Pitbull will have his vengeance! Viva la Raza!** CUT TO VIDEO ** ** JOHN CENA (2015) pre-taped promo with Renee Young RE: the significance of his "Best of 7" Heavyweight championship match tomorrow night at "BiB5" in Boston. Without a doubt it is the most important match in his career, the company and quite possibly entire history of Mash-Up Wrestling. Tomorrow night writes a new chapter in our ongoing fantasy-wrestling saga. Only one government can remain! Captain America vs Red Skull! John Cena vs "French Lion" Yvon Robert! BCCW Heavyweight Championship "Best 2 out of 3 Falls Match!" Winner writes the future of BCCW forever! Stay tuned! **** CUT ** ______________________________________________________________________Corporate Kane def. "Powerhouse" Frank Sexton (Heavyweight Bout) versus Continuing our theme of cultural revolution tonight, this single battle wholly encapsulates the Montreal Mafia vs President Bowser conflict. Corporate Kane is part of the "Authority" (aka "Commissioner MVP's crooked booking regime"). Frank Sexton is Roman Reigns of the 1940's, and his run with Scarpa & TCiampa (in the Boston Strongmen 6-Man Tag Team) is like Roman's run in the Shield (if they were all Boston-area fan favorites). Corporate Kane also has his own back-up (as part of "Professor" Sheldon Goldberg's "Triple Towers" 6-Man Tag Team), and they have helped ravage the Boston Strongmen with injuries as of late. This is Sexton's revenge match, and a true Heavyweight slugfest for the frothing Brockton masses! Unfortunately for the locals, Sexton's impressive victory is thwarted in the end. None other than Tommaso Ciampa finally returns from injury absence (sporting a more villainous look), and *TURNS HEEL* by smashing Sexton with a chair and dissolving their Boston Strongmen unit by force! No! Why Ciampa, why?? Corporate Kane scores the win with a chokeslam, and his arm raised in victory by "Professor" Sheldon Goldberg! Meanwhile TCiampa soaks in the boos and exchanges death glares with Sexton as he slinks away like an Apex Predator-lite. Tommaso Ciampa returns only to betray his stablemate Frank Sexton and strike out on his own! TCiampa is a lone wolf! Backstabber of the Back Bay! "Boston Strongmen" are no more! Now it is only "the Sicilian Psychopath" Tommaso Ciampa!!** CUT TO VIDEO REPLAY & disgusted commentator analysis ** ______________________________________________________________________"A real MASShole!"Massive heel heat for Masshole and his mouthy manager. They taunt the live audience on the mic, and insult their local heroes (including Alexxis Nevaeh, which also serves to hype her upcoming bout later tonight). Rumble & Masshole single "Diehard" Eddie Edward out of the crowd (who is still on injured reserve, and in attendance only to support his girl Alexxis in her next bout). Masshole & Rumble continue their verbal assault on Eddie's manhood until he's forced to retort, and the following "bout" ("mugging") occurs..."Masshole" Mike McCarthy (w/ Tony Rumble) def. "Diehard" Eddie Edwards (Middleweight Bout)The two heels jump our valiant hero, and kick the crippled man when he's down (scattering his crutches). But before permanent damage can be incurred, we get the run-in of Alexxis Nevaeh! This time she weilds a steel chair-equalizer and BLAMS Masshole in the head! Ring cleared, heels scatter while the fans go wild! Alexxis talks smack as Gordon & Solie serenade her courage. But wait! Its all just a set-up for another, far more dastardly sneak attack! The Bella Twins (Nikki & Brie) have stormed the ring and jumped Alexxis from behind! Worldstar, bitch!! With the beatdown complete, we get the theme song & entrance of her officially scheduled opponent... Rick "the Model" Martel (1992)!______________________________________________________________________Alexxis Nevaeh vs. "The Model" Rick Martel (Catchweight Bout) versus Martel has a mic, and in his arrogant & condescending fashion, tries to make Alexxis rescind her challenge. Of course she doesn't, and answers with a stiff slap of her own! Let's get it on! If there are still some old fogeys in the crowd who don't think women can tangle with guys in this alternate fighting universe, please discontinue your viewing and first check out some CZW, PWG, Lucha Underground, Chikara, Marvel Comics, Ronda Rousey or the dozens of other territories & genres that disprove that notion. Then you can resume. Alexxis Nevaeh is like the "Sexy Star" of BCCW. She is able to prey on Martel's macho nonchalance to keep the bout very competitive & credible. Until those jealous, catty Bellas bear their claws again! SLAP to Alexxis face from ringside! BAM! Big bodyslam from Martel! Boooooo! The Model poses, primps and preens this entire "match". Alexxis gets a few minor hope spots, but now it's all Martel (with the Bellas offering another ringside obstacle). Until Eddie Edwards reappears just in time to break a crutch over Martel's back, allowing for his fiancee Alexxis to hit a stunning springboard Bulldog and *pin* the Model! A shocking, but crowd-pleasing upset! Martel & the Bellas can't believe it!! But Alexxis has done it! She has defeated Rick "the Model" Martel! What a stunning humiliation! Send the crowd to the merchandise & concession stands happy! Alexxis & Eddie are signing autographs on the Midway! Stop by and get a picture of BCCW's "first couple!" Winner: ALEXXIS NEVAEH! (w/ "Diehard" Eddie Edwards)#DivaRevolution ** Stay tuned for the entire PPV broadcast tomorrow night! "BiB5" coming LIVE from Boston! Will it be Independence Day for BCCW? Or Canada Day for the Montreal Mafia?? All that and so much more! Stay tuned! **** END **
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Post by MadStepDad on Aug 14, 2015 9:46:34 GMT -5
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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 4, 2015 11:32:00 GMT -5
** PRELIMS LIVE ON NESN!! **Entrance & theme of "Professor" Sheldon Goldberg (accompanied by TNA Abyss). Since his BCCW exhile, the former BCCW-VP (and modern-day owner of NECW) Sheldon Goldberg is now "the Professor" - a collector of obscure & esoteric oddities. He is the "Bobby Heenan / Sinister Minister" of a 6-Man Super-Team called "Triple Towers" (Andre the Giant / Corporate Kane / Abyss). Suffice to say, Professor Goldberg has a long, twisted history with BCCW & President Paul Bowser. "Professor" Sheldon Goldberg recaps that history in part during his opening monologue. It is doom & gloom for President Bowser, John Cena and others when they are "Banned in Boston" after the Heavyweight championship match tonight! Suddenly - the arena lights go BLACK! A huge cheer rises up from the crowd! The haunting music begins! Enter BRAY WYATT!"The Eater of Worlds" retorts Professor Goldberg with the mic while standing on the entrance ramp (lantern in hand). More cryptic mumbo jumbo but the gist seems to be "I know the real monsters you can only claim to study". Bray Wyatt is working to *free* Abyss from subservience. Poof! Bray Wyatt blows out the lantern! Lights return! When they do, we find Luke Harper & Erick Rowan (Wyatt Family!) surrounding the ring with cruel intentions! Professor Goldberg is terrified! Abyss is cornered! The wolves will begin their feast!ABYSS vs. BRAY WYATT (Monster's Ball) w/ versus High-octane, balls-to-the-wall Heavyweight Dream Match. The last big hard-sell for "BiB5" on PPV. Hardcore monsters meeting in an anything goes environment. After scaring Professor Goldberg to near-death, the Wyatt Family are mere observers to the carnage Bray & Abyss produce. Both men absorb hellacious punishment, but Bray's wicked laughter & spider crawls have Abyss completely freaked out. Barbed wire board. Tables. Thumbtacks. All in the very first bout. This is going to be a very wild night! "Banned in Boston!" Eventually "Professor" Sheldon Goldberg is chased from ringside, and Abyss is finished with a Sister Abigail (on thumbtacks). The Buzzards have landed in Boston! Winner: BRAY WYATT** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** Video replay & Commentator outro. We finish the pre-show PPV hard-sell by introducing BCCW President Paul Bowser for one of his customary show rundowns with Solie & Striker (Think: Dana White & Joe Rogan at the end of every UFC Prelims live on TV as they transition to the PPV portion). But will this be the *LAST* time we get President Bowser in this role?? His very Administration is on the line tonight in MATCH #7 of our historic "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series!! The Campaign concludes tonight in Epic Fashion! BCCW presents: "BiB5"
Buy the muthaphuckkin PPV!!!** FADE OUT **
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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 4, 2015 11:32:59 GMT -5
Broken City Championship Wrestling (BCCW) by MadStepDadproudly (FINALLY) presents..."BiB5" (Banned in Boston!!)** Lights! Camera! Action! PPV intro! Screaming fans! Pounding music! XXXplosive pyro!! ** Commentators: Gordon Solie & Matt Striker"Banned in Boston" was a phrase employed from the late 19th century through the mid-20th century to describe a literary work, song, motion picture, or play prohibited from distribution or exhibition in Boston, Massachusetts. During this period, Boston officials had wide authority to ban works featuring "objectionable" content, and often banned works with sexual content or foul language. This sums up BCCW in nutshell (reborn from the ashes of the *very* objectionable XPW Remixed). Today, "Banned in Boston" stands for a literal Changing of the Guard. For years, a Civil War has brewed within BCCW as armies fought for control of the expanding company (think Sega USA vs Sega Japan at the height of Sonic, or even Death Row Records at their pinnacle). From the street corners of Allston to the fictional alcoves of Boston Garden, this is a Championship town. Free Tom Brady! (and they did!) TONIGHT! President Bowser and his Administration are putting it all on the line against Commissioner MVP & the Montreal Mafia! Will BCCW remain a tried-and-true Beantown staple? Or will it be forced into the hands of evil Canadian ownership?? Find out tonight as our "Best of 7" Series comes to its roaring finish - 2 out of 3 Falls Match for the BCCW Heavyweight Championship!!! Tonight - somebody will be "BANNED in BOSTON!!" ** CUT TO ELABORATE VIDEO PACKAGES & PPV INTRO ** ______________________________________________________________________STARDUST (2015) vs. GREAT MUTA (1989) (Middleweight Grudge Match) versus Ex-BCCW 6-man partners continue their torrid feud. This time in Boston, where their parade of flamboyant eccentricities stands in stark defiance to the old puritan standards. The strange & bizarre has no place in the home of infamous Witch trials. But in the BCCW ring, Stardust vs. Great Muta bring all of that and more right to the forefront. In surreal, blazing High-Definition. Welcome to the show! In BCCW cannon, Stardust stole Great Muta's MitB briefcase and lost it on his cash-in attempt. Muta got his revenge on Stardust with a victory in Los Angeles. Tonight, the pendulum swings bi-coastal. After a raucous opening affair, Stardust dodges a Muta moonsault and hits his Cross-Rhodes finisher in retaliation. 1! 2! 3! Stardust brings the strange to Boston tonight, and freaks are ready to follow! Winner: STARDUST (2015)** CUT BACKSTAGE ** CUT TO N.O.D. Militia promo (w/ Renee Young). Leader Farooq is speaking, when spokesperson Xavier Woods totally hijacks the interview with his flamboyant preaching (while Farooq silently seethes in the background). NOD Militia stand against injustice, especially in Boston! Early instances of works being "banned in Boston" extend back at least to the year 1651. That year, William Pynchon, the founder of Springfield, Massachusetts—Massachusetts' great settlement in the Connecticut River Valley—and the former treasurer of the Massachusetts Bay Colony, wrote a book criticizing Puritanism entitled, "The Meritous Price of Our Redemption". Boston, founded by Puritans and, at that time, ruled as a de jure theocracy, banned Pynchon's book and pressed him to return to England. He did so in 1652, which nearly caused Springfield to align with the nearby Connecticut Colony. Can you believe that?? You almost lost stinking Springfield MA (home of the Simpsons) to poor confused Connecticut (who can't figure out if they are Red Sox or Yankee fans!) Tonight - Houston Heat loses the 6-Man Tag Team titles to the NEW OLD DAY MILITIA!!!** CUT TO RING ** ______________________________________________________________________** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Championship **HOUSTON HEAT © vs. N.O.D. MILITIA versus Reigning 6-Man tag team champions Houston Heat are a Mash-Up work of art. Yes "Harlem" denotes blackness, and is a longtime white-issued descriptor. Regardless of where they are actually from, they are billed as "Harlem" just in case you didn't already know they were Black. But that's because they existed pre-2005, before Houston was put on the Hip-Hop map. Now everybody knows what's swangin on slabs and there is no shame or small-market acclaim to admitting where you're from. Thus, "Houston Heat" (the Screwed-Up version) lives in BCCW. Both teams start strong, displaying their impressive wares in and out of the ring. “The Unnatural” Butch Reed (NOD Militia) shows great power by press-slamming Booker T, then doing the same to Hernandez (Houston Heat)! 6-Man Tag Team champion Stevie Ray retaliates with his own feats of strength upon fruit-booty Kofi Kingston (NOD Militia). Back and forth the teams go, with the Militia not gaining a clear advantage until their ringside mouthpiece Xavier Woods finally interferes. He pulls the top rope down on Hernandez, causing the champion to crash onto the arena floor. Now things proceed in a more orderly fashion, with tags in and out of the ring. Militia cause damage with their weardown holds and double-teams, but can’t keep the champions down for the count! At one point, beaten-down baby face Booker T finally makes the hot tag to Hernandez - only to have the referee wave it off as invalid! The ref didn’t *see* the tag (being preoccupied with Xavier Woods and all)! Big boos from the Boston fans tonight, who hate referee incompetence as much as racial intolerance! Eventually Booker T fires back, makes the hot-tag, and all Hell erupts between the 6-men! Farooq (NOD Militia leader) hits his “Dominator” finisher on Stevie Ray! Hernandez (Houston Heat) hurls Kofi Kingston across the ring with a “Border Toss” power bomb! But the referee is tied up (again!) with Xavier Woods at ringside! Angry Farooq (NOD Militia leader) goes to confront the ref and redirect his attention… only to be flash-pinned from behind by Booker T! Now the referee is in position! 1! 2! 3! Houston Heat retain their titles! NOD Militia complain about the crooked injustice of it all! Only in Boston can they expect such corruption! WINNERS (and *still* champions): HOUSTON HEAT** Cut to video replay & commentator summary **
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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 4, 2015 11:34:50 GMT -5
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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 4, 2015 14:30:01 GMT -5
"Censor This, B****"Backstage interview (w/ Renee Young) featuring BCCW Middleweight champion Kevin FN Owens. Boston was founded by the censorious Puritans in the early 17th century. Boston's second major wave of immigrants, Irish Catholics, began arriving in the 1820s and also held conservative moral beliefs, particularly regarding sex. The phrase "banned in Boston", however, originated in the late 19th century at a time when American "moral crusader" Anthony Comstock began a campaign to suppress vice. He found widespread support in Boston, particularly among socially-prominent and influential officials. Comstock was also known as the proponent of the Comstock Act, which prevented "obscene" materials from being delivered by the U.S. mail. Think "FBI takes down XPW".
Following Comstock's lead, Boston's city officials took it upon themselves to ban anything that they found to be salacious, inappropriate, or offensive. Aiding them in their efforts was a group of private citizens, the Boston Watch and Ward Society (think "BCCW President Paul Bowser and his Administration"). Theatrical shows were run out of town, books were confiscated, and motion pictures were prevented from being shown; sometimes movies were stopped mid-showing, after an official had "seen enough". This movement had several consequences. One was that Boston, a cultural center since its founding, was perceived as less sophisticated than many cities without stringent censorship practices (but tonight, Montreal Mafia changes all that by taking over Boston and infusing some class & stability into the city with their victory!) Another was that the phrase "banned in Boston" became associated, in the popular mind, with something lurid, sexy, and naughty. Commercial distributors were often pleased when their works were banned in Boston—it gave them more appeal elsewhere. That's why tonight - even those foolish smarks in Boston will be chanting "FIGHT OWENS FIGHT!!" ** CUT TO RING ** ** BCCW Middleweight Championship **KEVIN FN OWENS © vs. HAYABUSA (Xtreme Rulez) versus KO live from his commercial peak. Fresh PWG, ROH & NXT title reigns in the rearview, Kevin FN Owens is re-writing history in BCCW as reigning Middleweight champion. Workrate, character development and charisma at an all-time high, KO also throws heavy weight around as capo of the Montreal Mafia. His masterful campaign continues tonight against the supernatural Hayabusa. Product of a tightly-worded working relationship with BCCW & FMW in Japan, Hayabusa has torn up the Middleweight division in exciting fashion (including the night he nearly defeated KO for the title). Full of daredevil dives, stiff hits & (taking the Xtreme stipulation seriously) plenty of steel chairs and tables -this match has the rowdy drunken fans absolutely delirious! "HOLY SHIT" and "BCCW! BCCW!" chants abound! Hayabusa shows incredible fighting spirit, but so does Kevin FN Owens. In the end, he winds up hitting a blatant lowblow followed by a pop-up Powerbomb (onto a barbed wire-wrapped chair)! 1! 2! 3! The Montreal Mafia capo keeps his team dominant on foreign land! Winner (and *still* champion): KEVIN FN OWENS** Cut to video recap & commentator summary ** ______________________________________________________________________"Mount Rushmore of Mash-Up Wrestling"Main Event PPV procession for Mount Rushmore. WWE Champion Gino Hernandez. BCCW Flyweight champion Adam Cole (w/ his cougar valet & former Woman's champion Sable). Former WWE & BCCW HW champion Ric Flair. The most star-studded, diamond-encrusted Super-Stable in history! Right here in Boston for this epic night of action! Promo city from the entire collective - pitching their agenda and pimping their brilliance. There are some weak "CM PUNK!" chants from the crowd, but Flair cuts them off as cheering for a coward! Too scared to show his face in Boston tonight! Because the Mount Rushmore of Mash-Up Wrestling is here!! Finally they are interrupted by the entrance & theme of AJ Styles (w/ popular local valet Taeler Hendrix). AJ is also accompanied by former Boston Strongman (and local legend) Frank Scarpa! Together they retort Mount Rushmore on the mic, represent for "President Paul Bowser-guys" everywhere, and wind up goading Mount Rushmore into accepting their tag challenge tonight! With the crowd energy surging, Mount Rushmore has no choice! Or risk losing credibility before these ravenous fans and worldwide audience! But wait! First AJ & Scarpa will reveal their mystery partner for the evening... the man Gino stole the WWE title from (with a MitB briefcase cash-in)... and getting a huge babyface pop in BCCW tonight... (Former Mash-Up WWE Champion): JAKE "the Snake" ROBERTS!!MOUNT RUSHMORE of MASH-UP WRESTLING versus AJ STYLES (w/ Taeler Hendrix) / FRANK SCARPA and Mystery Partner... (6-Man Tag Team Match) w/ versus and... Crowd-pleasing, energetic, chaotic and spontenous. That's BCCW in a nutshell, and these 5 native talents (with one WWE rental - Jake the Snake) live up to the billing. Scarpa & Styles get big babyface pops, but nothing like Jake the Snake receives everytime he teases getting his hands on that slimy backstabber Gino Hernandez! Commentators recap how (banned from WWE) Gino Hernandez managed to acquire a MitB briefcase from his new stablemate (current BCCW FW champion Adam Cole), and cash it in on former WWE champ Jake "the Snake" to win the WWE title in NYC. It was a huge cross-promotional coup, and one of the most genuinely exciting nights in Mash-Up history. Controversy continues to follow the Mount Rushmore crew after Ric Flair called out WORLD champion CM Punk only to be rebuffed for a title match in Boston. This crowd-pleasing 6-Man encounter (and surprise appearence of Jake the Snake) occurs instead. "Good guys" win in the end (via countout after Jake the Snake finally unsheathed Damien in the ring, causing the entire Mount Rushmore posse to flee) - but make no mistake about it. The "Mount Rushmore of Mash-Up Wrestling" stable has more than its own share of very-vocal fans, and were a smash hit tonight. Gold all around for the performers, and great crowd pops for Jake "the Snake". Star-power in Boston tonight! Winners: AJ Styles / Frank Scarpa / Jake "the Snake" Roberts
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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 4, 2015 14:31:59 GMT -5
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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 4, 2015 14:34:45 GMT -5
BCCW "Banned in Boston"(to be continued!!) List of Works that have been "Banned in Boston"Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman (1881) The Decameron by Giovanni Boccaccio (1894) Three Weeks by Elinor Glyn (1909) Many Marriages by Sherwood Anderson (1923) Antic Hay by Aldous Huxley (1923) The American Mercury (magazine, 1926) Desire Under the Elms by Eugene O'Neill (play, 1926) Elmer Gantry by Sinclair Lewis (1927) An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser (1927) The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway (1927) Oil! by Upton Sinclair (1927) Black April by Julia Peterkin (1927) Manhattan Transfer by John Dos Passos (1927) Mosquitoes by William Faulkner (1927) Nigger Heaven by Carl Van Vechten (1927) The World of William Clissold by H.G. Wells (1927) Dark Laughter by Sherwood Anderson (1927) Strange Interlude by Eugene O'Neill (play, 1929) Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence (1929) A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway (magazine serial, 1929) Jews Without Money by Michael Gold (1930) God's Little Acre by Erskine Caldwell (1933) Within the Gates by Seán O'Casey (play, 1935) The Children's Hour by Lillian Hellman (play, 1935) Waiting for Lefty by Clifford Odets (play, 1935) Strange Fruit by Lillian Smith 1944 Forever Amber by Kathleen Winsor (1944) The Moon is Blue (1953) Wake Up Little Susie by The Everly Brothers (song, 1957) Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs (1965) Fanny Hill by John Cleland (1966) I Am Curious (Yellow) by Vilgot Sjöman (1967)
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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 4, 2015 15:02:08 GMT -5
ANDRE the GIANT vs. ROMAN REIGNS (Super-Heavyweight Bout) versus Pop a mixed shot and try to digest these Mash-Up mathematics. This is a snapshot of a Legend at his crumbled peak. Andre is still the Giant, but his last Main Event run has nearly been squeezed out (Hulk Hogan in 1987 and John Cena in BCCW Season 3). Meanwhile, Roman Reigns (2014) is equivalent to an 1988 Ultimate Warrior. The rocketship is on his back and it's blast-off time. Since arriving in BCCW as the sole "Hound of Justice" (sort of like a superhero vigilante), Roman Reigns has Superman-Punched his ticket to victory. He dominated in "War Games" and has toured around the circuit running this same game you see tonight. Suprisingly short (but still immersive & entertaining), Roman has to deal with cowardly stall tactics and work his way through Andre's personal security detail (like J&J Security on RAW 2015) one-by-one before settling in on the big guy. Reigns busts out of Andre's rear-chokehold, rocks him with 2 quick Superman punches, and *spears* Andre to the mat! 1! 2! 3! Just like that! The Hound of Justice is roaring strong in BCCW! Meanwhile, Andre will slink back to being a valuable cog in BCCW's 6-Man Tag Team machinery (ala "Colossal Connection" in 1989). Winner: ROMAN REIGNS** Cut to recap & commentator summary ** ______________________________________________________________________"Money in the Bank"Heel Sheamus entrance & them. Promo from the MitB briefcase-holder (a winner in BCCW long before he became one in Real-World WWE) about being "Banned in Boston" and unable to find suitable competition. So maybe he will decide to cash-in his briefcase right here TONIGHT in Boston! But of course it's all a Heel swerve, as Sheamus haughtily reveals he would NEVER cash it in Boston because it will probably be hawked & pawned by all these strung-out, pathetic locals! Over the loud "U LOOK STOOPIT!" chants from the crowd, Sheamus cuts down the local sports teams and finishes by wishing *permanent suspension* on Patriots QB Tom Brady! The fans seem on the verge of a RIOT! But suddenly - the universally-identifiable sound of a CAR CRASH can be heard over the sound system! Cue the entrance and theme of MANKIND!!MANKIND (1999) versus SHEAMUS (2015) (Impromptu Heavyweight Bout) versus Mankind's retort is short and sweet: Commissioner MVP disses / President Bowser big-ups / Spontaneous challenge (right here in BOSTON!) / Thumbs up - proceed to ass-kicking! Fast-paced, energetic brawl that takes us around the front row and right up to the merchandise stand! Foam fingers and T-Shirts are flying everywhere! Commentators recap the unbelievable events of BCCW TV Episode #64: WAR GAMES (click here) that nearly *killed* Mankind, and they marvel at his recuperative abilities to even be alive in Boston tonight! After the initial flurry, Sheamus recovers from the attack - mounts his own offense - and after a series of cheap shots and low blows, Brogue Kicks Mankind OFF the entrance onto the electrical circuit boards! ZZZZAP! FLASH BANG! Sparks and a minor explosion plunge the arena into momentary darkness! "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" Even Sheamus looks stunned at what he did! But the smoldering, smoking Mankind WON'T QUIT! He drags himself to his feet and lurches after Sheamus, TWD-style down the ramp! The Pale Swordsman almost looks terrified as he retreats back to the relative safety of the ring! Fear the Walking Dead! Finally Sheamus gives Mankind a big WHACK upside the skull with his MitB briefcase before stealing the pinfall and quickly leaving Boston with his precious case tucked under his arm. But it is Mankind who earns the fans undying gratitude (even in defeat) and is more popular than Darryl, Michonne or Rick Grimes tonight in Boston. Winner: SHEAMUS ** Cut Backstage ** ______________________________________________________________________"Banned in Boston 2015"Backstage promo with Commissioner MVP (big booos!!), who is working with the Montreal Mafia to overthrow President Bowser and overtake BCCW. *WHEN* Le Lion defeats Cena tonight and wins the "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series, Commissioner MVP will be making sweeping changes. Naming a new President, promoting a new agenda and *FIRING* everybody who doesn't meet his stringent requirements! They will be "Banned in Boston!" Just like Synthetic Marijuana in 2015! Synthetic marijuana is sold around Boston in gas stations and smoke shops, wrapped in plastic packets covered with cartoons and labeled as incense. It usually goes by “K2” or “Spice,” and taking it can cause anxiety, high blood pressure, nausea, seizures, hallucinations, and even suicidal thoughts or behavior. Put your trust in Commissioner MVP - he can't lose! There are contingency plans put in place that nobody can begin to comprehend. If you think you can get rid of Commissioner MVP you must be hallucinating! To oppose would mean suicide! [to be continued!!]
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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 4, 2015 15:04:03 GMT -5
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Slade
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Post by Slade on Sept 13, 2015 20:03:50 GMT -5
I've been waiting for a chance to view this show for a long time. I wish I could have been there in person, but the value of the Canadian dollar versus the American greenback has decreased so much since the beginning of this year, that I decided I would have to cancel my trip and watch it on the Mash-Up Wrestling Network.
JBL is a good mouthpiece to send out there to incite anger among the fans. I'm looking forward to seeing him not win the Presidency, but at the same time this show opening promo serves to remind me that I will miss his old-school, non-PC mic work. Granted, maybe he'll stick around as one of the few survivors of his side's lost war against President Paul Bowser, John Cena, and company.
I've learned that tonight was Rikishi's final appearance in BCCW. It started out well by seeing him help Nikita Koloff from a 3-on-1 beatdown, but ended up with him getting his head busted open by Lana and set ablaze by Ivan Koloff. Those nasty Russians have sent the lovable mid-carder packing in the most brutal of fashions.
As the face of President Bowser's good guys, it was important for John Cena to give one final, impassioned speech to rally the forces of good to conquer the forces of evil. I trust "Big Match John" (credit JBL) to come through and save the day. There is no greater hero in the history of professional wrestling. 500 Make-A-Wish Foundation kids understand this and so do I. It would be the worst thing in the world to see him not save the day for all of us who believe so much in the principles of Hustle, Loyalty & Respect. I'm convinced that Cena will not give up. It will never happen. Most definitely not tonight!
I'm mildly surprised to see Corporate Kane defeat Frank Sexton, but considering that he only won because Tommaso Ciampa turned heel, I'd say there was no harm done in giving him the win and keeping him strong. I'm a fan of the Ciampa heel turn and look forward hearing what his motivations were, as well as to seeing where he goes from here. I'm sure that the first stop will be a feud with Sexton. That ought to be interesting.
Count me in as a fan who is appreciative of the inter-gender match. As you have likened Alexxis Nevaeh to Sexy Star, I am reminded of her Lucha Underground encounters with Big Ryck, Superfly, and Pentagon Jr. I love Sexy Star because she's not afraid to tangle with the men and usually comes out on the winning side. Having Rick "The Model" Martel as her foil was a great call. That match was sports entertainment done right. From The Model and Nevaeh playing their roles perfectly, to The Bellas and Eddie Edwards getting involved, to Nevaeh getting the win, it was a fantastic segment and a great way to close out the pre-BiB show, which was so big, it had to be happen the night before the actual show.
The pre-show was great and it has made me excited to watch the real thing. I'll be digging into that one of these nights this week. I'm looking forward to the action, to the surprises and to the end of the BiB Best of Seven series. I have a feeling that this is going to be huge!
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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 17, 2015 17:15:37 GMT -5
** BCCW Television Title **JBL (2005) © vs. STEVE "Crusher" CASEY (1945) (Heavyweight Bout)** BCCW Presidency on the Line!! ** versus Greetings Earthlings. This is a message from the mind of MSD. When I started this Mash-Up project, I did it with the idea of melding my love of Hip Hop & mind-bending inebriants with pro-wrestling booking to create a totally new Arena. A place (like Ravenloft) that holds no literal boundaries, yet performs as a “prison” of sorts none the less. The literal embodiment of Gods greatest Gladiator battleground. In drug-induced nirvana we call it “Elysian Fields” – graveyard of Deities. In Mash-Up Wrestling parlance, I am glad to call it “B.C.C.W.” Pro wrestling began in Boston and comes full circle in BCCW. MMA & Slambang Sports Entertainment melded together in perfect alchemy. Reaching back into my historical archive of magic tricks, I chose to reinstall the original Commission of power in the Commonwealth. President Paul Bowser; one of the greatest promoters of his time (roughly 1920s – 1950s) and Boston-area O.G. Keeping with the Mash-Up theme, his reinvention is less “reboot” or reinstatement, and more like a “Remix”. President Paul Bowser is the (curse-free) version of UFC’s Dana White. His policy put a premium on athletic accomplishment and ring achievements. His contests come off as actual sporting events - with logical rankings, streamlined Championships and referee competence. He has taken BCCW to new heights since relaunching the brand in January 2013. But Biggie Smalls said it best in 1995 – “Mo Money Mo Problems” (with a song to follow in 1997). President Paul Bowser has constantly had to battle against the omnipresent forces of “Sportz Entertainment” who attempt to derail the Industry and lead it down a dark path of corruption, mockery & ultimately – death. From the vile Rob Black returning to seize control in XPW Remixed Season Two (alongside his Mash-Up compadre, and “pro wrestling’s dirty whistle-blower” Jack Pfefer). To the rise of the Illuminati, a toxic combination of N.W.O & the Authority. Though each time the forces of good have ultimately triumphed, they have been made subtly weaker – while Evil continues to seemingly flourish. This time, the Invasion is foreign (much like the contemporary Terrorist enemy of the day). The much-heralded Mash-Up *return* of the French Lion Yvon Robert! A true territorial legend with a back-story that blends with BCCW like Canadian whiskey & coca-cola. French Lion brought his Boardwalk Empire-era “Montreal Mafia” menace to bear, alongside his soon-to-be-revealed political conspirator Commissioner MVP. It has been this major power struggle that has consumed BCCW in the months since. That very struggle is again perfectly magnified, and encapsulated in this very match you witness. John Bradshaw Layfield, current BCCW Television champion, Canadian sell-out & the man positioned to usurp the BCCW Presidency when Paul Bowser is forced to resign! (pending the results of our “Best of 7” Main Event still to come) versus Steve “Crusher” Casey – the steadfast Hero of Light, BCCW legend & strict “President Paul Bowser”-guy. JBL has the cheat-codes, scruple-less dirty fighting & numbers advantage (Beer Money Intl – Roode & Storm), same as Montreal Mafia has flaunted in their Sopranos-like takeover of the waste management business. Montreal Mafia is Death Row Records in their prime. But Crusher Casey embodies the passion, fighting-spirit & fan-flamed intensity of the entire New England region. From John L. Sullivan & Rocky Marciano, to the 1972 Bruins, 1986 Celtics and 2007 Red Sox. With just enough Gangsta-Rap ‘90s leftover to make Patriots 2015 seem slightly more palatable (at least to those of us bred on Boston baked beans). We. Will. NOT. Lose. Neither will Steve “Crusher” Casey tonight, who overcomes every obstacle (including a blatant JBL belt-shot with the TV championship) to finally defeat JBL with a Brogue Kick / Irish Hammer combo for the pin! Crusher Casey has done it! He regained the Television championship and sent JBL back to the polls with a landslide victory! “USA! USA!” “BCCW! BCCW!” Winner (and *NEW* Television champion): STEVE “ Crusher” CASEY!!But Crusher’s celebratory victory is short-circuited by a brutal 3-on-1 “Beer Money International” beatdown! Roode & Storm join their leader JBL in stomping the bejeezus out of the new TV Champion, and hijacking the microphone once again! JBL closes with his trademark inflammatory rhetoric, which gets the crowd fired up even more (like being force-fed Tom Brady talk for months & months before his eventual exoneration). The Montreal Mafia is far from finished! The fix is in! Game #7 is going to them and after that, JBL will be YOUR new President! Bank on it! ** Cut to Backstage vignette ** Final ominous scene depicts the smiling, glad-handing, over-confident duo of French Lion & Commissioner MVP posing for promotional photos & other Media relations like they are brothers. Before quickly dropping that facade when seemingly behind "closed doors". Voyeuristic breakdown of the *very tense* exchange between Le Lion & Commissioner MVP plays out like a Mob movie. French Lion hints he may even "throw" the match to ensure Commissioner MVP's takedown. But Commissioner MVP retorts with veiled threats of his own (like ICE in a drink...") that lead to a standoff! Just how secure is the Montreal Mafia going into this historic Match? Stay tuned to find out!
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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 17, 2015 17:18:12 GMT -5
Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling Presents JOURNEY TO GREATNESS 2015 Sunday, June 21, 2015 From Rogers Centre in Toronto, ON, Canada Live on Pay-Per-View and on the Mash-Up Wrestling NetworkFeaturing VS. Mash-Up Wrestling World Championship Title MatchCM Punk {C} vs. "Macho Man" Randy Savage VS. International Heavyweight Championship Title MatchBret "The Hitman" Hart {C} vs. Christian Cage VS. Chris Jericho vs. Edge VS. VS. VS. VS. VS. Ladder Match For the Women’s Championship TitleAwesome Kong vs. Jazz vs. Paige vs. Ivelisse Vélez vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Natalya Neidhart VS. Steel Cage MatchAJ Lee vs. Trish Stratus VS. Samoa Joe vs. Rusev VS. VS. VS. Fatal Fourway Elimination Match For the North American Tag Team Championship TitlesInternational Ministry of Finance vs. Tazaro vs. British Bulldogs vs. Fabulous Rougeau Brothers VS. Havana Street FightCuban Assassin vs. Leo Burke VS. Dean Malenko vs. Bo DallasPlus Pre-Show Bonus Matches6-Man Tag Team MatchUltimo Dragon, Tyson Kidd & Rhino vs. Killer Kowalski, "Killer" Karl Krupp & KurrganOwen Hart vs. TestAGPW presents "Journey to Greatness 2015" (click here)and...Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling Presents CANADA DAY CARNAGE 2015 Wednesday, July 1, 2015 From Rogers Centre in Ottawa, ON, Canada Live on Pay-Per-View and on the Mash-Up Wrestling NetworkFeaturing32 Wrestlers from Canada and Around the World Vying to Win the Inaugural Canada Cup of Wrestling!
Plus, the Winner Will Receive a Guaranteed Contract for a Match Against the Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling International Heavyweight Champion!
"Canada Day Carnage" (click here)
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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 17, 2015 17:23:30 GMT -5
** "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series **
MATCH #7!!"Rusev" = The French Lion** BCCW Heavyweight Championship **FRENCH LION (1945) © vs. JOHN CENA (2015) (Best 2 out of 3 Falls Match) versus Specially-assigned enforcer:
The Mountie!!Full Circle once more. Do the math: French Lion choked Cena out in Boston to kickstart their personal rivalry. Then Cena returned the favor by defeating French Lion in Toronto, evening their personal series 1-1. Then French Lion defeats John Cena in a Ladder Match to go up 2-1 in their personal series. This Ladder match also happens to be Match #1 in the "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series (to determine ultimate authority over BCCW). French Lion helped steal Match #6 with the aid of a crooked Canadian Mountie. Tonight, Le Lion & John Cena find themselves on opposite sides of the ring again. John Cena not only with a chance to even his personal record with Le Lion, but as redeemers of an entire regime. Tonight is Match #7 of "Banned in Boston!" Now, Le Lion's own personal police escort (the Canadian Mountie) has been assigned special guest-enforcer and the deck has been stacked! Cena is in his hometown, but is there any love in the heart of this city for the Cenation / Chain-Gang captain?? Mini-movies, laser shows & pyro displays punctuate each entrance. Le Lion enters first (mostly boos) in a muthaphuckkin TANK (think "Rusev at Wrestlemania 31"). While John Cena comes out with full Patriotic regalia (mostly cheers). Big-time ring intros by MSD and increased dramatic tension. The eyes of Mash-Up Wrestling are upon this bout! When the two men finally come face to face, there is impassioned trash-talking before le Lion retorts with a stiff *SLAP* to Cena's face! Cena retaliates with his own stiff strike and we're off! Chopfest that evolves into a slugfest! They're going full-on 80 mph from the start! Eventually Le Lion takes over with a face rake and slows things down with headlocks and legvices. The French Lion is all over Cena - punishing his head, neck & shoulder area (softening him up for his RNC finisher) and scoring a few near-falls. But Cena *won't quit*. Commentators continue to stress the importance of this match, as camera inserts of President Paul Bowser & Commissioner MVP watching on - separately, but equally invested. So far Canadian Mountie is a low-key embellishment at ringside, adding a few character traits to Le Lion's slowdown ground-holds. Finally le Lion tries a splash off the ropes, but Cena gets his knees up and clinches on the STFU! (a move he learned from Lou Thesz!) French Lion reverses *that* into a pinfall attempt on Cena, but he quickly kicks out - only to be caught in a Dragon sleeper attempt by Le Lion! So Cena reverses *that* into a Northern Lights bridge for another 2 count. Le Lion goes for the legs of Cena again - Cena rolls into a cradle (remarkable technical wrestling on his behalf!) - but not better than the master! As Le Lion reverses Cena's weak-ass attempt into a La Magistral of his own! Trump tight! 1! 2! 3! Le Lion wins the first fall after roughly 15 minutes of furious action! Cena is stunned! Le Lion takes a "timeout" to celebrate with Mountie at ringside! The fans are ravenous! Fall #1 goes to Le Lion, who displays superior wrestling skill! Fall #1 - French Lion via pinfallFall #2 begins with Le Lion on the frustrating defensive, and Cena being forced to practically chase him at some parts. HUGE boos from the crowd for these classic Heel mechanizations! The battle spills to the floor, where Le Lion bodyslams Cena on the floor and whips him into the guard rail. Suplexes, abdominal stretches & another cradle only lead to more 2-counts for French lion. But viewers have now been conditioned to see every Le Lion attempt as a potential match-ender. Eventually the battle goes top turnbuckle, after Cena is posted crotch-first. Cena winds up reversing the battle and super-plexing French Lion to the center of the mat. Cena is firing up, while Le Lion is trying to escape. The BCCW Heavyweight Champion French Lion manages to kick out of an FUAA from Cena, but in the end - succumbs to a final STFU submission for the tap! Instead of risk permanent injury, Le Lion taps out now - knowing he has "tied" the Bout, but keeping enough energy in reserve to come back when it counts! Meanwhile, Cena (and the legion of Boston fans around him) are delirious with excitement! Nobody here likes "Keeping up with the Kardashians", Justin Bieber or TMZ-like exploitation (all of which Commissioner MVP & his regime represents)! We want blood, guts, sports & action! "Hustle, loyalty & respect!!" Fall #2 - John Cena via submission French Lion tries to catch his breath at ringside, and Mountie stalls Cena from pursuing. So the amped up Challenger John Cena bullies right through the Mountie and continues to unload on the Lion! Mountie doesn't take kindly to that, but Cena has already rolled French Lion back into the ring for more punishment! Back-and-forth they go until French Lion avoids a Stinger Splash-attempt from Cena in the corner! Cena has hurt his knee, and like a great Predator sensing blood - French Lion attacks! Leglocks, grapevines and submission attempts stretch the appendage and make Cena writhe in pain on the mat! But when Le Lion seems sure to finish, Cena catches him with an FUAA - from *outta nowhere!* That's the finish! 1! 2! NO! The Canadian Mountie has pulled the referee *out* of the ring by his foot before he could count 3! Big boos from the Boston crowd, as Mountie and the referee jaw at ringside! Just then - BCCW President Paul Bowser himself emerges onto the scene to a huge ovation! He is objecting to the Mountie's biased enforcement! BCCW President Paul Bowser - his literal career in Boston on the line - gives an earful to Mountie at ringside!But the President's arrival only draws out his arch-enemy Commissioner MVP for the retort, and he is accompanied by fellow lackeys Kenny King (TNA) & Corporate Kane (WWE)! They are an intimidating trio for President Bowser, who remains unafraid! A minor fracas breaks out at ringside when Boston-area fan favorites Frank Sexton (1942) & Antonio "Promise" Thomas (2014) run-in to offer backup for Papa Bowser! His honor & authority was already successfully defended when Crusher Casey won the TV title earlier. Will he finally keep his company too?? Both President Bowser (his people) & Commissioner MVP (with his people) are forcefully removed from ringside by security! There must be a finish as ordered by the Canadian & Boston Sports commissions! President Paul Bowser's distraction will prove instrumental to the finish - stay tuned. Back in the ring, Cena scoops up French Lion for a bodyslam - but his knee gives out! French Lion lands on top of him for a 2-count. Still selling the leg, Cena rallies and lands a series of flying shouldertackles for another close near-fall, but *misses* the 5-Knuckle shuffle! French Lion with a chops, European uppercuts and a swinging neckbreaker for 2! The BCCW HW Champion French Lion is clearly frustrated at this point! He even "accidentally" takes out the referee when a charging kneelift goes astray! Now Lion is free to indulge in the "Sportz Entertainment" eccentricities of the new millennium! With the referee down, all Hell breaks loose with tension at an all-time high! 1) French Lion & the Mountie begin a double-team attack on John Cena! What a blatant abuse of authority by the so-called Canadian "Lawman!" But with the cheers of the fans finally driving him on, John Cena rallies back to say "F THE POLICE!" and dispose of both them! 2) Only to walk - BLAM! Headfirst into a belt-shot from reigning BCCW Middleweight champion (and Montreal Mafia capo) KEVIN FN STEEN! No! Not like this! 3) But the smirking Kevin FN Steen is *blasted* completely unawares off the ring apron by a flying Superman Punch! Enter the lone "Hound of Justice" and BCCW vigilante ROMAN REIGNS! He knows what it's like to be f****d with on the biggest stage possible (IE: Wrestlemania 31), and refuses to let BCCW fall victim to the same! Reigns eliminates the Kevin FN Steen threat and we're back to Square One in the ring! Cena hits French Lion with a slingshot, but Le Lion continues to zero in on his knee. The crowd is frothing now after those high-energy, synchronized run-ins. Both men exchange chops, grapples & advantage. In the final exchange, the devious & corrupt Mountie strikes his final Death Blow - *electric cattle prod to John Cena!!* But instead of a mighty zap, we get nothing! John Cena no-sells the cattle prod - Mountie is shocked, then horrified - and President Paul Bowser reveals that he pocketed the cattle prod batteries during his earlier foray to ringside! The Mountie is literally defenseless! So Superman Cena exerts his final bit of energy to hit a massive FUAA to Mountie *off* the ring apron and *through* a nearby announce table! "BCCW! BCCW!" chants for that one! But has Cena permanently tweaked his knee?? He may have sacrificed his career & this match for that one crowd-pleasing moment! Le Lion is right on him! Cena reverses into an STFU! Rope break for Le Lion, who quickly counters with his Tazzmission-finisher to Cena! No! Cena counters with a go-behind on Le Lion, and hoists him high up in the air for a German Suplex! But Cena's knee buckles, and both men hit the mat in pinning position! The now completely-revived official referee counts the final pinfall at just under 45 minutes, as Cena gets his shoulder up at the very last second! 1! 2! 3! Cena has won the Heavyweight Championship for a record *FIFTH* time!! Le Lion is *OUTRAGED*, as it appears he may have had his foot under the ropes for that last pinfall! But it's too late! The ticker-tape, streamers & celebratory theme song is already playing! God Bless America! John Cena has brought the BCCW HW Championship back to Boston!! Winner (and *NEW* 5x Champion): JOHN CENA (2015)!!!John Cena has won the championship, redeemed himself in battle against French Lion, and saved the future of BCCW once more! Captain America isn't dead, he just wears cargo shorts and a crewcut! He caps off the "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series with a thrilling victory, and as a result - Commissioner MVP will be forced to vacate his position! But if he's going down, he isn't going down alone. While Commissioner MVP will certainly be stripped of his power by President Paul Bowser and the BCCW commission, he would never allow himself to be literally "Banned in Boston"! He left that little political caveat for French Lion to discover himself postmatch...Irate French Lion is confronted & surrounded backstage by ICE agent! "Immigration Customs Enforcement!" They're coming to take French Lion *away* for good! He's being blacklisted, swindled & *DEPORTED* from America! Permanently! That sheisty Commissioner MVP ratted him out to the Feds! Now French Lion finds himself being dragged, kick & screaming, from American shores! He has truly become "Banned in Boston!" Fans sing the "naah naah naaah hey hey hey gooodbyyye!!" song as cameras show French Lion being handcuffed & removed from the building, while throwing a tantrum! American flags unfurl from the arena ceiling! We have a new BCCW Heavyweight champion, and a new prosperous future! This time, Cena is leaving the company in more-than-capable hands! The original cut-creator President Paul Bowser has regained full booking autonomy over BCCW! Championship matches will now be determined on merit and competition! Not backstage negotiations and crooked payoffs! President Bowser vows to bring WORLD CHAMPION CM PUNK back to Boston! BCCW Heavyweight Champion JOHN CENA (2015)Representing Boston as a fighting champion. Anybody who wants some - COME GET SOME! That goes to anybody leftover in the Montreal Mafia, any of the other Territories, and especially to so-called Mash-Up Wrestling WORLD champion CM Punk! The *REAL* Champ is right HERE in Boston MA! ** FADE OUT **
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