FIGHT THE POWER PPV
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"I am perfection!!!" Enter Million $$$ champion DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!
DOLPH ZIGGLER: [/color]
(complaining about his exclusion from "FIGHT the POWER") I don't want it to be just a pipedream, I want to be the best. It's something that drives me. I don't want there to be a debate about who's the best, whether it's Ric Flair or Shawn Michaels or me. I want to make sure that they talk about Dolph Ziggler being the best wrestler ever. Today is one of my two off days and I'm watching wrestling DVDs. And while I'm at the gym, I'm thinking about promos. When that was done, it was me going, 'OK, now I've had some time, give me something more along the lines of me being myself. The character is mostly me. It's actually me with the volume turned down a bit. I'M the man around here! So you want to see how you hold up in the ring with ME!Interrupted by
Mr Ooh La La Ooh La La has the crowd's favor, cuts a comical, bumbling French/English mangled promo on Dolph Ziggler - challenging him for the Million $$$ belt! Dolph Ziggler agrees, ring is cleared and an impromptu title defense has begun! *DARK MATCH*
DOLPH ZIGGLER versus MR. OOH LA LA
(Million $$$ championship) [/size][/color]
versus
Quick, violent squash. Mr. Ooh La La doesn't even have a chance to go into his comedy spots before he is ruthlessly savaged by a grim, deadly serious Dolph Ziggler. Playtime is over and the laughing has stopped. Within minutes Ziggler has left the comical job man a quivering mess on the canvas. Zig Zag gets the final 3 count.
Winner (and STILL Million $$$ champion): DOLPH ZIGGLER __________________________________________________________
"FIGHT the POWER" Introducing the announce team for this evening: Gordon Solie, Matt Striker & MSDCue event theme song:
The greatest song in Hip Hop history
1a) RICHIE STEAMBOAT (w/ Missy Hyatt) versus DOCTOR JERRY GRAHAM (w/ Aksana)
("Servant for a Day Match") [/size][/color]
versus
Dr Jerry Graham, with the bleached blond hair - slicked back stylishly upon entrance - quickly reduced to a wild, frizzy mane (like Dolph Ziggler). His potbellied "brawler of the 50's" appearance in direct contrast to young Richie Steamboat's streamlined Bruce Lee meets James Bond style. On the outside of the ring, Missy Hyatt's fresh natural beauty and Aksana's prissy spoiled self-entitlement accentuates the match. Graham bullies the Young Dragon before Steamboat uses his precision, speed and martial arts ability to make the comeback. The ladies get involved, Aksana gets slapped, Dr Jerry Graham lunges for Hyatt but eats a Steamboat crescent kick! Pump-style flying body press earns Hot Stuff Inc the victory! Graham and Aksana stare at each other incredulously as the stipulations of the match sink in.
Winner: RICHIE "Young Dragon" STEAMBOAT Missy Hyatt has the mic to taunt the losers further. Before using them as personal servants for the day (a photo-op that will appear in all pro wrestling periodicals), Missy Hyatt would like to show her appreciation for the service Aksana once provided for Hot Stuff Inc. So she got the spoiled little bitch a real nice present. A World Title shot. Missy Hyatt gestures to the entrance ramp... Enter
ALOISIA the AMAZON Aksana and Graham are horrified as the WWW champion makes her way ringside. Graham finally bellies up to Aloisia in an exaggerated display of macho manliness... only to come face to massive chest with her... and run away in fear, leaving Aksana alone to to great cheers and laughter! 1b) ALOISIA the AMAZON versus AKSANA
(WWW championship) [/size][/color]
versus
What do you expect. Quick squash, puts over the destructive, unstoppable power of the 10th wonder of the world. All hail the greatest woman's champion of all time.
Winner (and STILL WWW champion): ALOISIA the AMAZON __________________________________________________________
"For Colored Only" [/color][/size]
Enter a nattily-attired Black gentleman, suit, tie, matching gators and stylish fedora. With a microphone, he takes center ring as the house announcer proclaims him a living legend and "master of the bearhug". 6'6", 265 pounds. [/color]
Introducing
SAILOR ART THOMAS Throws it to the Titan Tron for a video introduction.
"All Star Championship Wrestling" = Broken City Championship Wrestling SAILOR ART THOMAS: When my mother was pregnant with me, she told me later, a party of hooded Ku Klux Klan riders galloped up to our home in Omaha, Nebraska, one night. Surrounding the house, brandishing their shotguns and rifles, they shouted for my father to come out. My mother went to the front door and opened it. Standing where they could see her pregnant condition, she told them that she was alone with her three small children, and that my father was away, preaching in Milwaukee. The Klansmen shouted threats and warnings at her that we had better get out of town because "the good Christian white people" were not going to stand for my father's "spreading trouble" among the "good" Negroes of Omaha with the "back to Africa" preaching of Marcus Garvey." I don't speak against the sincere, well-meaning, good white people. I have learned that there are some. I have learned that not all white people are racists. I am speaking against and my fight is against the white racists. I believe that Negroes have the right to fight against these racists, by any means that are necessary!!! *** [/color]
Disses archaic fantasy owners for their "Colored Only" policy and promises to wipe them out of business.
SUDDENLY!
He's interrupted by the opening strains of "Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson...
Enter
MADMAN PONDO!!! Slovenly, sloppy, white trash wearing a confederate flag t-shirt and carrying a customized spray-painted steel chair. He's accompanied by white trash bimbo Jessica Darlin. JESSICA DARLIN: The racist stigma is nothing compared to being called a nigger lover behind your back. I love my people and you might not like the hypocrisy in my actions but my heart speaks volumes. I've never looked at another race and thought about a date. I've never had an urge to find a deep relationship with another race. I truly believe that I couldn't love outside of my race. Not from a hatred of others but from a love of my own. You're growling RACIST right now huh? Please save the "You can't control who you fall in love with"-or-"Pride is a sin because you can't control what skin color you are born with. That's the bullshit that need not apply. Your parents controlled your fate. I'm living proof that you should never lose track of what you want from someone else. Whether it's height, weight, dick size, skin color, or age. You have the right to refuse SERVICE in the business. Don't let anyone scare you with the racist label. If you don't want to fuck someone for any reason stand your ground. It's your body and you dictate its course. The best fuck I ever had was WHITE. The best cock I ever had was white. The man I love is white. I don't know about these people who love or hate because of race. If a big dick was the reason white girls went black why don't you see older interracial couples? I'll tell you-The dick gets old-The pussy gets tired-You roll over after sex and now you have to relate as people and what happens. JERRY SPRINGER/ RICKI LAKE! It's a who's who of people who don't know each other for anything other than sex. I'm not going to tell you that people shouldn't date who they want but look at the track record. I know there's exception in love but there's also a dominating order to love. It keeps our races bloodline alive and you're participating whether you like it or not!
Stunning! Offended! Shocked! Pondo and Darlin advance upon a lone Sailor Art Thomas with malicious intent. Pondo carries with him weapons like spiked glass tubes and chairs. They promise to corner him and whip him like a dog. Sailor Art Thomas begins ripping off his suit, hat and shirt in response, yelling at them to "bring it on!" Sailor Art Thomas is built like Superman. SUDDENLY
"Brooklyn! Brooklyn! Brooklyn!!!"
Enter
CRYME TYME! Now Madman Pondo and Jessica Darlin start backing off, but it's too late. Cryme Tyme trash talk the white trash duo a little on their way down to the ring before promising to take "reparations" on their asses... 2) MADMAN PONDO (w/ Jessica Darlin) versus CRYME TYME [/size][/color]
versus
Cryme Tyme makes quick work of Pondo, giving him all kinds of sick double team moves and stiff chair shots. He is quickly served. Postmatch, Sailor Art Thomas just stares at Cryme Tyme, sizing them up and down, before nodding his head and walking away. Cryme Tyme wonder about that reaction, but can't deny the fans favor as the Broken City Slaughtahouse cheers rapidly for the victorious duo.
Winners: CRYME TYME __________________________________________________________
3a) NAOMI NIGHT versus BULL NAKANO (w/ David Otunga) [/size][/color]
versus
The parallels between the earlier WWW championship match are stunning. Bull Nakano overcomes a few false hope spots from the plucky Naomi Night to effectively squash the upcoming BCCW rookie. Quick, emphatic and devastating. The short victory even allows "FOCUS" leader David Otunga to take center ring with a microphone and further antagonize the audience with his declarations of greatness.
Winner: BULL NAKANO DAVID OTUNGA: In BCCW, anything can happen at any time. All of a sudden you could be expected get up and speak, and many people would crumble under the pressure,
like you saw Naomi Night do. But I will absolutely stand up to that and I’ll dominate – that’s my thing. You put a microphone in my face, I’m not going to crumble, I’m going to shine like the star that I am. I’m a lawyer, I’ve grown up talking, and that’s my strong point. I’m clearly the best public speaker in
BCCW... [/color]
Suddenly, he's interrupted by the BEST THEME SONG IN THE BUSINESS TODAY... WHOOOAOOOOHH!!! Smoke-n-Mirrors!
Enter
CODY RHODES!!! 3b) CODY RHODES versus DC DRAKE (w/ David Otunga)
(First Blood Match)[/size][/color]
versus
Rhodes still bears the scar from his last run-in with DC Drake and "FOCUS" (see "Rock the Bells"). Vicious, stiff match the likes of which you've never seen Cody Rhodes compete. An aggressiveness, anger and passion that has been drawn out of him in this emotional rematch. Similar to Orton versus Foley in the sense that it changes your perception of this so-called "pretty boy". Rhodes finally wins the match after gouging Drake with his own spiked dog collar and squeezing out the victory. Angrily screams at Otunga and Drake postmatch, as they slink backstage.
Winner: CODY RHODES _________________________________________________________
4) DUDLEY BOYZ versus USO's (w/ Tamina)
(BCCW Tag Team championship) versus
Good exciting tag team match, with the Dudz providing hard hitting veteran savvy while the Uso's flashed their new-school style with the brilliance of youth and hunger. Tamina represented for her team and showed no fear. Dudz prove to be the better team after a 3-D pinfall victory on Jey (even after Tamina tried to switch him with an injured Jimmy). Postmatch, an Uso's sneak attack attempt on the Dudleyz fails and Tamina winds up eating another crowd-pleasing 3D. Further emphasis on the Dudleyz tag team domination.
Winners (and STILL BCCW Tag Team champions): DUDLEY BOYZ _________________________________________________________
5a) FARMER BURNS "Elysian Fields Emporium"
("The Bridge of Doom") [/size][/color]
FARMER BURNS: We know that you desire information on wrestling and physical culture
(buy my book), and you prefer to have it presented to you in the most simple and effective manner possible. You do not want to read through page after page of useless words and technical terms to find out what the author is trying to get at. You want to be told clearly, but briefly, EXACTLY what to do in order to get a certain result, and this is precisely the plan we follow in presenting you with this highly important information. [/color]
Farmer Burns in preperation for another daring stunt of physical nature. A demonstration of one of Farmer Burn's most extreme exercising routine. Children do NOT try this at home. With the music building, in a grand a dramatic flourish Farmer Burns reintroduces his little midget sidekick: Before suddenly introducing ANOTHER little figure:
Introducing
SKY LOW LOW!!!
Hornswoggle obviously angered by Sky Low Low stealing his shine, but the two play along with Burn's routine. In various ways of doing headstands, neckstands (no hands) and other warm-ups, Burns goes into a powerful neck bridge and the two midgets stand on his chest in an impressive display. They jump up and down and begin to play fight, all while Farmer Burns maintains perfect form. Perfect Form!!! FARMER BURNS: I want you to become a splendid athlete! I want you to go entirely through with my course, and if you do you are bound to succeed. You have never undertaken anything in your life more important that the work of building a perfect body. STICK TO IT. BE GAME. [/color]
His pep talk leads to the next part of his show, when the two midgets wrestle!!! YAAAAY! Hornswoggle - inspired by Farmer Burns impassioned speech - attacks his timeline rival Sky Low Low and a hilarious comedy match ensues!!! 5b) HORNSWOGGLE versus SKY LOW LOW versus
Match goes on with a few brief comedy spots, as Bastion Booger struggles to play referee as the two midgets scamper and dodge about. But suddenly (and sadly) the festivities are cut short by a grating voice cutting through the arena soundsystem and declaring an end to this "match".
Enter ALEX RILEY!!!
5c) ALEX RILEY versus BASTION BOOGER [/size][/color]
versus
Alex Riley carries the baton for IWC smarks everywhere by carrying on the battle against "stupidity". And ladies and gentleman, Farmer Burns' little midget sideshow attraction is STUPID. How about a real match? How about a real Varsity pedigree? Not some fat, out of shape sewer rat (gestures to Booger). Things go from there, and aside from a brief comedy/hope spot where Riley ends up eating a mouthful of Boogers crotch (on his sit-down splash/pin finishing move) Riley winds up wiping the mat with the under qualified Bastion Booger. Riley picks up the pin with his version of the TKO, made even more impressive by Booger's blob size. Riley brushes his shoulders off and gives the double birds to Farmer Burns on his way out.
Winner: ALEX RILEY ________________________________________________________
6a) MARK BRISCOE versus JUN KASAI (w/ Atsushi Onita) [/size][/color]
versus
Proof Jun Kasai can compete outside of the Death Match circuit, but by no means is this match any less thrilling or hard hitting. Filled with insane spots as the highflyer of the Briscoe Bros, Mark, puts on an aerial wizardry matched only by Kasai's unorthodox antics and delivery. We get to see the goggles and everything, and Jun Kasai wins with a Pearl Harbor splash through a wooden table. His mentor and Death Match inventor Atsushi Onita holds Kasai's arms up in victory.
Winner: JUN KASAI But the current BCCW Death Match champion and his demented mentor aren't finished. They want to make a statement by continuing their assault on Mark Briscoe, and setting him up for a dramatic Pearl Harbor plunge with Kasai covered in lightubes! But before they can exact their maniacal assault, a sweatshirted Dan Severn makes the save from the audience and prevents Kasai from making the dive! While paramedics rush to assist Mark Briscoe, Dan Severn takes the house mic and calls out Onita (calling him a coward for hiding behind these props, and his champion etc... just like the coward Ken Shamrock who has been ducking Severn ever since he stole their match "Rock the Bells") DAN SEVERN: The world record was seven title belts. I have ever 18 or 19 right now. I've done as many as seventeen amateur wrestling matches in one day. Two different age groups, three weight classes per age group. Winning six gold medals, seventeen matches. Find me anybody else who can come close to what I have done. I legitimately have over a hundred state and national championships or records. No one else has done what I have done, ever! [/color]
6b) DAN SEVERN versus ATSUSHI ONITA [/size][/color]
versus
Nice, dramatic build to the first lock-up from these two grizzled veterans. They put on a nice, fact-based brawl complete with stiff clotheslines and hardhitting suplexes. Dan Severn grinds out an advantageous position and seizes Onita in the Dragon Sleeper! Onita is tapping out!!!
Winner (by submission via Dragon Sleeper): DAN SEVERNBut then he's jumped by the black GI-clad MITSUYO MAEDA, who blind sides Severn and puts him to sleep with a modified Cobra Clutch!!! Dan Severn slowly fades and passes out in horrifying fashion, while Maeda continues to squeeze the hold despite security and referees trying to pry him off! Now Mitsuyo Maeda and Ken Shamrock are in the ring together, raising their arms in victory over Severn's unconscious body! Oh my, the disrespect! __________________________________________________________
[glow=red,2,300]BCCW World Title Tournament [/glow]
7) SHEAMUS versus BERZERKER [/color]
versus
This match is the statement Sheamus needs to be put over as the Modern Day Warrior in BCCW. The guy who maintains the legendary aura and mystique of an ancient fighter without succumbing to gimmickry and outlandish cartoon buffoonary. Downplaying the eccentric antics of the Berzerker and countering them with a measured, controlled rage. Beyond all the accessories, Berzerker is capable of handling himself in a brawl and the result is one of the stiffest, no-frills affair of the evening. Sheamus wins emphatically with the big boot.
Winner: SHEAMUS _________________________________________________________
8) BATISTA versus HAYSTACKS CALHOUN [/size][/color]
versus
Haystacks Calhoun gets a huge ovation, and his imitation "lucky horseshoe" is one of BCCW Shopzone's hottest selling accessories. Batista is received with massive boos, but he doesn't acknowledge the audience anyway. Not "deliberate" or "methodical", and certainly not plodding. Batista stays active to accentuate Calhoun's natural size, and the few test of strength spots clearly favor the big farm boy. For the first time in career Batista cannot rely on his strength and power to overcome all. So he leans on his jui-jitsu training, and winds up earning a tapout victory with a cross arm breaker (after Haystacks Calhoun - ribs already injured from a series of spears - missed a big splash attempt). Batista by submission.
Winner: BATISTA ________________________________________________________
9) HULK HOGAN versus ONE MAN GANG [/size][/color]
versus
Hulk Hogan was a special guest on an episode of Mr. Ooh La La's show (at a "Make a Wish" charity event) when he was attacked by OMG and his biker security. OMG punished Hogan with splashes, avalanches and sit down earthquakes. This crushed Hogan's ribs and resulted in the big white bandages you see wrapped around Hogan's waist this evening. So OMG gets the visible advantage, and pummels Hogan in classic 1980's match format. Hogan hulks up after being clobbered with a moterycle helmut, makes the Superman comeback, and crushes OMG with the body slam/legdrop combo. 1-2-3, wave the American flag.
Winner: HULK HOGAN ________________________________________________________
10) JOHN CENA versus KEN SHAMROCK [/size][/color]
versus
Ken Shamrock, the original juggernaut of destruction and World's Most Dangerous man. John Cena, the Modern Day wrestling superhero. Weird dichotomy in the audience tonight - the tweens and ladies cheer their hearts out for the Cenation, while 18-25 year old males boo lustily. But Shamrock is just as universally reviled amongst the "smart" crowd for his constant dodging of Severn, and tainted PPV win over "the Beast" (see "ROCK the BELLS"). So the 18-25 year old males wind up finding their way back to cheering for Cena out of sheer spite for Shamrock - especially when the former UFC shootfighter has the clear advantage throughout the fight and dominates Cena in the early portions. Alot of really close, tightwire act submission attempts from Shamrock upon Cena who JUST. WON'T. QUIT. After 25 minutes of solid action, Cena makes the Herculean comeback (to FULL 100% crowd support) to cinch in his STFU for the dramatic submission! Shamrock tapped out!!!
Winner: JOHN CENA Cena has almost nothing left after the victory, and Shamrock "snaps" postmatch - brutally assaulting the former BCCW champion. Shamrock's mentor and coach Mitusyo Maeda joins the fray, cinching in a dangerous, bone-breaking manuever on Cena. Until Hulk Hogan and DAN SEVERN makes the dramatic run-in to clear the ring and make the save! Severn brawls with Maeda while Shamrock flees the building! Hogan leans down to Cena with an "are you OK brother?" when SUDDENLY - he's blindsided by BATISTA!!! Batista clips Hogan from behind with a chopping block and locks in a dangerous submission on Hogans damaged knee! By the time Cena regains his senses and security drives Batista away, the damage has been done. Both Cena and Hogan are left writing in pain and agony on the mat, while Batista holds his arms aloft in victory and taunts the crowd. Batista will be the next BCCW champion!!! Fade to black. _________________________________________________________
CREDITS:
*** Sailor Art Thomas speech is a MALCOLM X quote from his autobiography (1965)
JESSICA DARLIN: "Turns out Scene after Heartbreaking Scene"
adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=8394 DOLPH ZIGGLER: SLAM! Interview - July 17th 2010
DAVID OTUNGA: NXT Interview
DAN SEVERN: Cagesides Seat Interview 5/13/10
FARMER BURNS: "Lessons in Wrestling & Physical Culture" (copyright 1913)[/i]
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