Post by MadStepDad on Mar 8, 2013 17:36:48 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you LIVE from Roosevelt Stadium in NEW JERSEY:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
We're broadcasting to you LIVE from the historic building Jackie Robinson once broke barriers in, Roosevelt Stadium in New Jersey! And we're on the road to Fallout Festival 3 in NYC! Tonight! Hans Schmidt makes his MW debut against John Morrison! Trish Stratus finally gets her hands on Alexxis Nevaeh once and for all! And Killer Kowalski has promised a "surprise" for Ryback to start out show! Stay tuned as the March of War continues, CZW looms on the horizon and Fallout Festival is just around the corner!!
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Bought & Sold with Championship Gold
Killer Kowalksi out with his troops Giant Bernard & Machine Gun Karl Anderson (aka Bad Intentions), carrying a mysterious black sack in his hand. Kowalski keeps it short and growling but calls out RYBACK (commentators cover his recent defection and the huge fallout from that). Eventually a small but vocal “FEED ME MORE!” chant begins and Ryback answers this call. But this is Kowalski trying to play peace-maker… and he unsheathes from the black sack a duplicate BCCW 6-Man Tag Team championship belt. He wants to *award* it back to Ryback on behalf of Bad Intentions; bygones be bygones. Commentators speculate wildly on Kowalski’s ability to actually pull such a coup.
Ryback does the crowd tease bit (should he accept the belt?) before rudely declining, screaming “FEED ME MORE!” and getting former tag team partners in a 2-on-1 handicap match.
RYBACK vs. BAD INTENTIONS
** Handicap Match **
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Classic Ryback 2-on-1 squash with him playing the beast man role, encouraging the chants of "FEED ME MORE" and utilizing impressive feats of strength. Finally the numbers game becomes too much and Ryback suffers briefly at their hands, until rebounding back strongly. But before he can turn things around completely, Killer Kowalski senses the loss of momentum and jumps in. The madman attacks with a Kendo stick, whacking Ryback with it multiple times - until the weapon splintered and he *forced* Ryback to sell it. Instant DQ for Kowalksi's crew but the message is made.
Winner (by DQ): RYBACK
The beat down is thorough and severe – until none other than JOHN CENA makes the run-in and save (big cheer from the crowd)! Killer Kowalski bails and one-by-one John Cena takes out Giant Bernard & Machine Gun (FUAA + proto-bomb combo) to a huge crowd-pleasing roar. But before John Cena can execute his 5-knuckle finisher on Machine Gun, he is blindsided with a steel chair by TOMMASO CIAMPA!
The Randy Orton’esque “Sicilian Psychopath” takes out Cena, before lining up for the big knee shiver finish (with Kowalski cheering him on the entire time) – but security, personnel and finally BCCW President Paul Bowser himself - are able to intervene in time. A recuperated Ryback briefly teams back up with Cena to force the bad guys back for good.
Paul Bowser winds up with the sack and dumps the contents, revealing one fake replica (the belt Killer tried giving Ryback) and two fake leather straps with cheap metal. Imposters. Paul Bowser says the *REAL* BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions will be @ Fallout Festival! He also mediates camp Killer Kowalski’s grudges with John Cena’s cry for vengeance to produce tonight’s BCCW Main Event: John Cena vs Tommaso Ciampa... opposing team captains in a Huge prelude to Fallout Festival 10-MAN TAG! BCCW is going to blow the roof off fantasy wrestling right here TONIGHT in New Jersey!! Stay tuned!!
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HAN SCHMIDT vs. JOHN MORRISON
** Middleweight Bout **
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Reigning BCCW MW champion Alberto Del Rio (2013) is out first for guest commentary duties, alongside Solie & Striker. He updates us on the status of his "amigo" Ricardo Rodriguez (recovering from an Axis attack) and says he'll be cleared to return next week. Propaganda video piece airs next of Hans Schmidt MW training, and the politics of the Axis of Evil (racist, irrational and violent). Schmidt was literally the most hated heel of his day, and had the power to turn other heels (like Nature Boy Buddy Rogers for example) into instant babyfaces just by opposing him. Hans Schmidt had some of his biggest runs in the Boston area and his (non-title) victory over BCCW HW champion Sheamus (BCCW TV Episode #5) instantly put him on the Mash-Up Wrestling map. Big time MMA entrance for both he and his opponent tonight, escorted by their respective corners (including Borga & DeBeers with Schmidt and Crusher Casey accompanying uber-popular John Morrison).
This is Hans Schmidt’s BCCW MW debut with the 6’4” German superstar weighing in at 224 last night. He is much leaner but still no match for the extraordinary physique of the Shaman of Sexy John Morrison. The two fantasy wrestling timeline opposites put on a thrilling match, with Morrison’s space-age offense being overpowered by Schmidt’s size. In the end, JMo tries for a crowd-pleasing high risk move but gets written out by the wily and opportunistic Hans Schmidt. No-give piledriver is the brutal exclamation point on the Germans message to reigning BCCW MW champion Alberto Del Rio. Heil Axis! Schmidts postmatch promo is so inflammatory it nearly drives the fans to riot, and Alberto Del Rio to snap and attack him right here tonight! But instead the evil German is able to goad the hot-tempered Mexican into defending his name, honor, nationality - but more importantly - BCCW MW title against him @ Fallout Festival! YOU'RE ON, ESSE! Viva la raza!
Winner: HANS SCHMIDT
** BCCW MW title **
Alberto Del Rio (2013) © versus Hans Schmidt (1955)
Only @ Fallout Festival!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Killer Kowalski is backstage with Tommaso Ciampa, Bad Intentions, Alexxis Nevaeh & a mystery woman who Alexxis keeps eyeing suspiciously and jealously. Kowalski is loudly addressing troops for the night MIKE AWESOME & the HEADHUNTERZ w/ Tamina! They are gearing up for war tonight in the 10 man tag, with Kowalski *determined* to ruin John Cena's life (and TCiampa eager to please his Sensei after losing the MW title). Killer is mad that their 5th partner for the evening DEAN AMBROSE is so disrespectful he might now show... but Ambrose saunters onto the scene fashionably late. He and Kowalski have a tense exchange, with each man warning the other not to mess up. By the time everybody parts, Alexxis is like *who is SHE??* - to whom Killer Kowalski says "your replacement if you can't handle business!" Alexxis is mad (while the new chick smiles) but still needs Killers help (aka "outside interference") But Killer tells her he's got bigger concerns and Alexxis is on her own! He storms off leaving Alexxis looking angry... so the new girl just flips her hair and coolly introduces herself... Misty Blue Simmes (Killer Kowalski protege). Alexxis just snaps at her "I don't need your help!" and storms off!
Introducing MISTY BLUE SIMMES (debut)!!
Alexxis has every right to be paranoid - her replacement is watching her back.
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ALEXXIS NEVAEH vs. TRISH STRATUS
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Trish beats Alexxis in the hard-fought definitive blow-off match of their feud. Springboard bulldog finisher came into play after a minor ref bump led to the ringside appearance of Misty Blue Simmes (see prior)! But instead of the double-team, Misty Blue Simmes feigns cooperation with Alexxis only to coolly throw her hands up in inactivity to say "you don't need my help!" Alexxis is pissed, gets reversed and winds up eating the bulldog for the pin. Trish Stratus is victorious and in her post match promo she wants to walk into Fallout Festival as the Womans Champion. That's why she's challenging Mildred Burke to a title match NEXT WEEK! Commentators wonder what's left of Burke after her hellacious steel cage beatdown at the hands of Mike Awesome & Tamina (see BCCW Fight Night: Welcome to Crakron)!? Meanwhile, Misty Blue Simmes smirks while Alexxis Nevaeh steams - and a new New England timeline feud is born.
Winner: TRISH STRATUS
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Tommaso Ciampa explains why his Main Event match tonight is so important... the loss of his MW belt to ADR (the psychological abuse of mentor Killer Kowalksi) compounded with his desperate need for victory against John Cena and his team TONIGHT.
"Jay Lethal" = Alberto Del Rio / John Cena (threats TONIGHT)
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MIZ & ALEX SHELLEY vs RHINO & WILD RED BERRY
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Segment starts with an Episode of MIZ TV feat: Fallout Festival Battle Royal hype, which leads to Alex Shelley confronting Rhino - and then Wild Red Berry seizing the opportunity to goad the already-injured MIZ into combat. Back from commercial break we get this match in its entirety. Alex Shelley fights for revenge against Rhino for his betrayal and injury of Chris Sabin but the manbeast rampages through both him and the shoulder/waist-bandaged Miz. The resulting bumpfest makes Rhino look like a marauding monster. Wild Red Berry is the devious mastermind who ratchets up Rhino's natural aggressiveness, strikes with minimal risk to himself, and then sets up a Rhino gore to Alex Shelley through a propped-up ringside table! Berry finishes with his "Gilligan Twist" (Rings of Saturn) stretch hold on MIZ for the reluctant verbal submission! Berry points to his brain to indicate genius and touts his inclusion in the Fallout Festival battle royal.
Winners: WILD RED BERRY & RHINO
Post match, the victory promo between Wild Red Berry & Damien Sandow (more Territory Wars Illuminati mumbo-jumbo) segues to the next match segment...
** SEGUE
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** BCCW TV title **
DAMIEN SANDOW vs. GOLDBERG ©
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Chill-inducing championship walkout for Goldberg, who runs through Sandow in short order - never even letting him out of his robe. No-sell the sneak attack, few power moves, crowd anticipation = SPEAR! Jackhammer! 1!.. 2!.. 3! The streak continues!
Winner: GOLDBERG
Post match, none other than suit & tie-wearing "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers himself shows up on the entrance ramp with a mic to address Goldberg (taking over the post-match promo time for himself). Rogers isn't through with Goldberg yet, but he's not going to do it here in pissant New Jersey (booooo)!! Rogers dares Goldberg to show up in Philadelphia next week where the OG Nature Boy will be waiting!
What does the OG Nature Boy have in store for the TV champion??
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SABU, PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK
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CROWN JEWELS
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Starts off as a singles match between Sabu & Elia, heavy on the "entertainment" portion. Elia is clearly terrified of Sabu and overcomes the BCCW FW champion by relying on outside interference. His boys Adorable Adrian Adonis (aka Playboy) and Mr Fabulous Tony Ulysses get involved so much the ref has no choice but to call a decision. But Commissioner William Muldoon won't let the Crown Jewels get off *that* easy - and immediately restarts the match... under BCCW 6-Man Tag Team rules! Enter Sabu's hand-chosen partners Paul London & Brian Kendrick, longest reigning WWE Tag Team champions in history! Back from commercial we get this match in its entirety, with the good guys using creative daredevil dives to overcome their opponents - and the Crown Jewels getting over with their hilarious overacting and selling. Just as Sabu prepares to put the exclamation point on Elia by driving him through a table with a legdrop (while London & Kendrick brawl at ringside w/ Adonis & Ulysses)... Sabu is attacked!! OMG! It's... it's...
TAZ!!!
Unbeknownst to the referee, Taz appears out of nowhere - snags Sabu from behind - and launches him through the table with an overhead release suplex! Taz angrily snatches Elia off the mat and drags him onto Sabu's limp body! 1!.. 2!.. 3! Elia "The Statement" Markoupolus has just pinned the BCCW FW champion! But the what the hell is TAZ doing here??
Winners: CROWN JEWELS
First Taz chokes out what's left of Sabu. Then he TBone suplexes Brian Kendrick over the top rope! Before locking in a Tazmission on Paul London as he flailed into unconsciousness. But just as quickly, Taz proves he has no allegiance when he takes the outstretched hand of Elia into a huge overhead suplex instead! Same for big fat Playboy Adrian Adonis as well! Mr Fabulous Tony Ulysses runs away! Taz is left alone in the ring fuming, and screaming "give me a f[bleep] mic!!"
TAZ (as penned by MSD): Aye! AYE! SHUT THE F[edit] UP I’m tawkin now! I got the mic! Where’z Pauly B?? Where’z Sheldon?? Where’z the almighty Commissioner Muldoon!?? Hey listen up! Yeah, don’t think we forgot what happened on the West Coast! And don’t think the same thing won’t happen again out here! You want to tawk about “Open Invitations” when you just shut your doors on XPW Remixed! Shut your doors on US! So listen up! If you make it out of New Jersey I dare you to bring what’s left of BCCW to Philly and I’ll show you an “open invitation”! Tell your champions! Tell Sheamus, John Cena, bring Ryback - whoever you got!! Tribe of Xtreme Is Created! And I put it on the blood of my forefathers - Xtreme is not dead!!!
Taz lays down an open invitation of his own - Xtreme style! When BCCW returns to blood-stained Philadelphia next week will there be an answer!? Stay tuned as BCCW invades Viking Arena on West Ritner St in Philly!!
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** HYPE **
Another overseas promo from WORLD champion Lou Thesz (seconded by Strangler Lewis) addressing current events. He's too busy defending his WORLD championship in such exotic locales as Japan & Montreal to be bothered with slum-city shows in OH, NJ or PA. But he sends a message on behalf of his legal team that he is close to having Cena's "win" @ MBVIII *stricken* from the record books permanently. In no way, shape, form or fashion is the Fantasy Wrestling WORLD championship course ever to be dictated by a woman (which is what happened at the PPV - Cena won his "title shot" against Thesz on behalf of Trish Stratus pinning Alexxis). So until then, his advisers (Strangler Lewis) have told him to stay off stateside and complete his successful tours of Canada and Japan. Thesz doubts Cena will even make it to Fallout Festival in NYC...
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Fight Night (BCCW vs CZW) 2-Hour Special
BCCW HW champion Sheamus defends against Necro Butcher!
French Angel vs Gentleman Tornado (xtreme rulez match)
Special dedication to CZW legends!
** Coming up next on the BCCW programming schedule **
HW Triple Threat #1 Contender Match next week on BCCW TV
Winner will face winner of Sheamus/Necro Butcher bout @ FALLOUT FESTIVAL
** Next BCCW TV Episode **
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Promo from the newly-arrived BCCW sensation Kofi Kingston. He is the show-off, showstoppa, whole fn show all in one. And he's here in BCCW because of the Open Invitation and to test his mettle against the finest fantasy wrestling competition in the multiverse. But who will be his first opponent? Suddenly Kofi Kingston (smirking) doesn't walk to talk anymore. To be continued.
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John Cena in the locker room with his troops for the night (including Crusher, GSon, Mascaras & RVD. Passionate and exciting promo on behalf of the Chain Gang leader promising to never let Lou Thesz or Killer Kowalski bring him down or freeze him out. Tonight, they send a message to the world of fantasy wrestling that hustle, loyalty, respect always wins!!
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JOHN CENA, MIL MASCARAS, GSON, RVD 4:20 & CRUSHER CASEY
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TOMMASO CIAMPA, MIKE AWESOME, HEADHUNTERZ & DEAN AMBROSE
** BCCW 10-Man Super Tag Match **
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Super all-star studded fantasy wrestling blow-out to close the night. Dean Ambrose doesn't show, giving his team a 4-5 disadvantage but everybody still looks good. Mascaras & RVD play face-in-peril during portions of the match, allowing Ciampa & Awesome in particular to come off particularly nasty. But the main storylines revolves around Cena & Kowalski (ringside) w/ Ciampa as in-ring avatar. TCiampa is psychotically desperate to destroy Cena and it shows in his assortment of painful submission attempts. In the end, Dean Ambrose DOES show up (from out of nowhere) to blast Crusher Casey with his finisher on the steel entrance ramp before stalking off screaming about killing legends! That leads to a chaotic yet exciting match breakdown with a succession of finishing moves (starting with an Awesome Bomb to RVD and concluding with a Project Ciampa to Cena) that ends with Tommaso Ciampa finally picking up the pinfall victory on Mr Boston John Cena himself! The look on the kids face says it all as a historic landmark in Fantasy Wrestling has been written tonight! Bad guys win!
Winners: THE DARK SIDE
Cameras linger on Cena's surprise and disappointment, while TCiampa is insanely elated (with Kowalski cackling and pointing fingers right alongside him). Killer has struck a major psychological blow, deflating Cena while elevating TCiampa's confidence to supreme levels. He'll need that confidence (plus more) when Tommaso Ciampa faces former stablemate RYBACK next week in Philadelphia!
Meanwhile the Open Invitation to Fallout Festival continues with our last stop in NJ with "BCCW vs CZW" special 2-hour episode live this week. Then stay tuned as BCCW comes to Philadelphia next week!
** FADE OUT **
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** Fallout Battle Royal **
** BCCW MW title **
Alberto Del Rio (2013) © versus Hans Schmidt (1955)