Post by MadStepDad on Mar 3, 2013 16:55:22 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). Tonight is Mildred Burke © defending her Woman‘s championship against Tamina - in a STEEL CAGE MATCH!!! Stay tuned! **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you from AKRON OH:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
The BCCW-wide "Open Invitation" continues from Akron OH! Tonight - Mildred Burke defends her championship against Tamina in a steel cage match - 6-man tag team warfare between the Uso's & Broken City Hooliganz... and Crusher Casey takes on Ludvig Borga in a heavyweight slugfest! Stay tuned as the march of war begins and Fallout Festival approaches!!
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SABLE vs. BRITTANY BROWN vs. NATALYA NEIDHART
** Woman’s 3-Way Dance **
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Video inset from BCCW Woman’s Div Prez EVE TORRES GRACIE. From her managerial position she promises to raise the bar in fantasy woman’s wrestling even further during her tenure! In action, all 3 wrestlers go off. Sable (1999) is the manipulative, bitchy sneak - Natalya (2010) the bullying brute - and Brittany Brown (1993) the experienced veteran - all who’ve come to test their championship mettle in BCCW. Commentators also discuss the Trish vs. Alexxis feud, and hype the Woman’s championship main event tonight between Mildred Burke © and Tamina (Steel Cage Match). Sable gets caught in Nattie‘s sharpshooter at the same time Brittany Brown grabs a sleeper hold on Natalya! Bell rings and we‘ve got a draw! Crowd boos (the decision) but cheers (the action) and chants “5 more mins!” but Sable refuses and walks away; spoiling the occasion. Natalya‘s theme song plays and she and Brittany Brown shake hands and raise each others hands for the fans. Alexxis vs Trish next BCCW TV Episode! Mildred Burke vs Tamina with the title on the line TONIGHT! Stay tuned!!
Winner: NONE (time limit draw)
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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
An intense Trish Stratus speaks passionately about her dislike for Alexxis Nevaeh, and her joy at Ryback's desertion of Camp Killer Kowalksi last BCCW TV Episode. Trish Stratus is going to finish the traitor Alexxis off for good when BCCW TV comes to NJ next week! Good luck to Mildred Burke tonight, but whoever the woman's champion is, be forewarned: Trish Stratus is coming for the belt!
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PRIME TIME PLAYAZ vs. LOW-KI, GUS SONNENBERG & RVD
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
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Tag team ingenuity defeats solo expertise after a 6-man classic. Everybody looks great (especially the babyfaces), but the PtP have triple-team homework down to a science. RVD pinned by Titus after miscommunication nearly results in teammates Low-Ki & Gus Sonnenberg coming to blows! Postmatch, Titus leads the way on the mic with his head-coach style talking about Prime Time Playaz are aiming to take the BCCW 6-Man Tag Titles out of limbo. Petty friction between partners, misappropriated tag teams, broken contracts or trading sanctions... ain't nobody got time for that! PtP are the truth!
Winners: PRIME TIME PLAYAZ
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CRUSHER CASEY vs. LUDVIG BORGA
** Heavyweight Match **
versus
Slower paced, grind 'em out match between these two heavyweight sluggers. It ain't pretty but Crusher manages to overcome Borga's striking (and bearhugging), eliciting remembrances over his once-upon-a-time-defeat of U.S. boxing champion Tiger Warrenton. Crusher Casey is Ireland's greatest athlete, and proves it tonight in this hard-fought, grueling affair. Postmatch he basically tells Borga and his Axis to "shove off" - if you don't love America then you need to *LEAVE*!! Crusher has been the victim of hate crimes before and now he doles out red, white & blue justice! USA! USA! USA! Next week on BCCW TV from NJ, Hans Schmidt takes on John Morrison in the hated German villain's Middleweight debut! Stay tuned!
Winner: CRUSHER CASEY
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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
Words from BCCW Heavyweight champion SHEAMUS! He reiterates his desire to become the #1 Fantasy Wrestling superstar in history, and that personal challenge continues in NJ when BCCW goes head-to-head in a "BCCW vs CZW" special episode. Sheamus will be competing against perhaps the sickest mind in fantasy wrestling when he faces NECRO BUTCHER, but @ MBVIII Sheamus proved just how sick *HE* can get in his Hell in a Cell war against Dean Ambrose!
Sheamus vs Necro Butcher (BCCW vs CZW match)!!
John Morrison vs Hans Schmidt in his Middleweight debut!
** Next week when BCCW invades New Jersey! Stay tuned!! **
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THE USO’s versus BROKEN CITY HOOLIGANZ (w/ Tony Rumble)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
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Uso's defeat the Hooliganz in a match that is more "entertainment" than "sportz" (especially with the humorous chickenshit heel antics of Chase Del Monte, constantly hiding behind his bigger Pitbull tag team partners). Post match, the Uso's have their dance-off interrupted by the vindictive appearance of THE COMBINATION!
Dick Shikat, Axl Keegan & Tony Altomare approach with crowbars - ready to do damage - when, from the locker room area, a 4th BCCW 6-Man Tag Team appears to sandwich them in... It is the WILD SAMOANS (+ Umaga)!! Combined with the Uso's, they close in on the Combination - only to have the Prohibition-era tuff guys take the smart route and flee the building through the crowd! But the fans (and angry Samoans) demand action! So Afa, Sika & Umaga wind up trying to one-up the Uso's move-for-hardhitting-move on poor deserted Chase Del Monte! Both team play pinball with the loudmouth heel, and drive each other into a frenzy! No time for dancing now! It's WAR TIME!
Winners: USO's
But the Wild Samoans are on a warpath!! Will these two familial tribes clash on the road to BCCW 6-Man Tag Team gold??
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The meaning of "Destrucity"
Starts off with Damien Sandow & Wild Red Berry in the ring for a promo, complaining about their lots in BCCW and touting some kind of mysterious "Territory Wars" Illuminati. Segment is designed to promote the upcoming Battle Royal @ Fallout Festival (featuring Sandow & Berry - who promise victory). They are interrupted by Miz (sporting the arm/shoulder wrap - the result of Sandow/Berry's attack upon him) - who *politely* disagrees. But since he's not cleared for action tonight, and Sandow is just begging for a fight, Miz happens to know of somebody else looking for an opponent too...
Enter ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!
DAMIEN SANDOW versus… ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!
** Heavyweight Match **
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Wham bam thank you ma'am. Berry & Sandow get steamrolled by the irresistible force as the fans cheers propel him on. Shouldertackles for everybody, followed by the press slam / big splash combo on Sandow. Victory in under 60 seconds. MSD can't even get a postmatch word from Ultimate Warrior, he's so wound up! He shakes the ropes, runs laps around the ring and disappears backstage! Oh my! Huge Superstar-laden Battle Royal only @ Fallout Festival! The BCCW March of War continues! Stay tuned!
Winner: ULTIMATE WARRIOR
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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
Cocky, condescending and sexist promo from Gorgeous George Wagner and his valet Gentleman Tornado. They diss OH, and diss NJ too - the future site of a very disgraceful occurrence... next week on a special "BCCW vs CZW" episode of Fight Night on FX - Gentleman Tornado will take on French Angel! But as Gentleman Tornado is just finding out, it will be an "Xtreme Rulez" match! Tornado doesn't look to happy at the development, but Gorgeous George nonetheless proclaims victory on his behalf!
French Angel vs Gentleman Tornado (Xtreme Rulez match)
Next BCCW Fight Night on FX (BCCW vs CZW)!!
Stay tuned!!
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** Main Event **
** Woman’s Championship Match **
MILDRED BURKE © versus TAMINA
** Steel Cage **
versus
Exciting main event match, with the bigger stronger Tamina taking advantage of Burke (continuing the beatdown she perpetuated during their MBVIII fight) and both women executing multiple cage spots. Burke reverses a powerbomb attempt into a sunset flip, getting the flash pin and barely surviving the bout. Tamina is shocked - and angered.
Winner (and STILL BCCW Woman's champion): MILDRED BURKE
Post match, Tamina strikes from behind - and in a shocking and horrifying display - is joined cageside by her boys Headhunterz & Mike Awesome! The twin behemoth Headhunterz man the cage peripheral, keeping security and officials at bay - while Mike Awesome locks the cage door and stalks the inside next to Tamina! The 6'6" fantasy wrestling monster unleashes a DEVASTATING Awesome Bomb to the 5'2" woman's champion! Oh the humanity! Tamina finishes the terrifying display with a picture-perfect Superfly splash *from the top of the steel cage like her father!!* onto a prone Mildred Burke. Mike Awesome & Tamina celebrate inside the locked cage to end the show, with commentators cursing their names!
BCCW Fight Night on FX comes to you next week with a very special "BCCW vs CZW" episode! French Angel vs Gentleman Tornado (Xtreme Rules), Sheamus vs Necro Butcher and a special tribute to Trent Acid!
Stay tuned!
Mike Awesome says MY TIME IS NOW!!
** FADE OUT **
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